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Umm. I must be missing something here. I don’t know of any Democrat that has been tapped by Cantaloupe Caligula the Corpulent.

If Batshit Bannon is thinking of Tulsi Gabbard, well, I might forgive him for thinking that, as he was in the Gray Bar Hotel when she announced that she was registering as a Reichwing Flying Monkey, at one of Caligula’s rallies here in NC. Batshit got out a few days later, and could have missed the news. But, I highly doubt that he’s missed it in the interim. So, if this is who he’s thinking of, I chalk it up to drinking too many bottles of after shave, or whatever he drowns his liver with.

That being said, if I’m wrong, and there are…minutely legitimate Democrats, let me know, so I can scratch out “minutely legitimate,” because that would wipe out any claims of being Democrats as far as I’m concerned.