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AverageOldGuy

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20. Here are the details
Tue Jul 14, 2026, 06:16 PM
Tuesday

Nationwide outbreak of diarrhea caused by parasite is now known as “TRUMPORRHEA.” Spread the word.

The United States is currently in the grip of an outbreak of the Cyclospora parasite, which causes severe diarrhea and has sickened more than 3,000 people across the U.S. Last August, Aria Bendix of NBC News reported that on July 1, 2025, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), overseen by Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr., would no longer track infections caused by cyclospora and five other common causes of foodborne illnesses.

The CDC, the Food and Drug Administration (FDA), the U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA), and ten state health departments covering about 54 million people have run a program called the Foodborne Diseases Active Surveillance Network, or FoodNet, since 1995. Until last July 1 it monitored eight pathogens. Now it monitors only salmonella and toxin-producing E. coli.
White House spokesperson Kush Desai said then: “The health and safety of the American people is the Administration’s utmost priority. USDA, HHS, FDA, and the CDC will continue to cooperate and maintain the highest vigilance to safeguard our food supply against pathogens.”

But director of the Institute for Food Safety and Nutrition Security at George Washington University Barbara Kowalcyk called the decision to reduce FoodNet surveillance “very disappointing,” saying, “A lot of the work that I and many, many, many, many other people have put into improving food safety over the past 20 or 30 years is just going away.”

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I thought he wanted his name on everything lame54 Tuesday #1
You beat me to it! radical noodle Tuesday #3
In this case,,,,, lastlib Tuesday #4
I guess he should have been more specific? PatSeg Tuesday #14
Depends BHDem53 Tuesday #36
I see what you did there Aviation Pro Tuesday #37
... Permanut Tuesday #53
... KPN Tuesday #59
Same sakabatou Wednesday #89
He does like to put his name on everything radical noodle Tuesday #2
Too bad it won't make the medical journals except Ilsa Tuesday #5
i would find a way Tetrachloride Tuesday #48
Like renaming the parasite after him. 🤔😁 littlemissmartypants Tuesday #57
Like a new TTD (Trump Transmitted Disease - formerly known as an STD/Sexually Transmitted Disease)? Buns_of_Fire Wednesday #80
Tough shit! FalloutShelter Tuesday #6
Ha, ha! PatSeg Tuesday #15
LOL FalloutShelter Tuesday #18
So did I! calimary Tuesday #31
- bucolic_frolic Tuesday #7
Gotta case of the Donald Dumps? The DT Squirts? C_U_L8R Tuesday #8
Maybe 10-15 flushes....... lastlib Wednesday #76
Good. Ocelot II Tuesday #9
Maybe he should've fucking thought about that before defunding literally fucking everything that actually Karasu Tuesday #10
He has no one but himself to blame for putting morons in who happily did away with the FDA's budget for the Raftergirl Tuesday #11
Trumparrhea blm Tuesday #12
The name works just fine for me. greatauntoftriplets Tuesday #13
Fascist Feces Syndrome 2na fisherman Tuesday #16
If the sh* * fits. Bumbles Tuesday #17
"Trumporrhea" is a fitting description for everything that comes out of his mouth. (n/t) thesquanderer Tuesday #19
Here are the details AverageOldGuy Tuesday #20
All joking aside. IIf you're a caretaker and your person you're MerryBlooms Tuesday #44
You're 100% right. People think it's funny, but JoseBalow Tuesday #50
Need to know the difference between when they raided the fridge and ate too much watermelon MerryBlooms Tuesday #56
Yes, it can be a real tragedy for those elderly MAGA folks in one's life.... durablend Wednesday #79
He has the best Trumporrhea, the explosive kind, they say. RedWhiteBlueIsRacist Tuesday #21
I hope he gets a major case of explosive Trumporrhea during the Thursday address. OGBuzz Tuesday #29
doubt it Randypiper Wednesday #68
Don't they put a few slices of lettuce, pickles & tomatoes on those hamburgers that keep him alive? OGBuzz 19 hrs ago #98
I hope he gets it. THE most explosive - "like no one's ever seen before". Talitha Tuesday #54
If the Poo Shits... Deep State Witch Tuesday #22
It is so seriou it spews out of his facial sphincter. gordianot Tuesday #23
Explosive Trumporrhea coming to a Tee Vee near you Thursday night. EndlessMaze Tuesday #24
I had heard it described as "explosive diarrhea" but... kentuck Tuesday #25
... and he loves putting his name on EVERYTHING! calimary Wednesday #62
This stuff relogic Tuesday #26
Where do we sign up for our free government diapers (like tRump gets?) joanbarnes Tuesday #27
Donorrhea, Trumpy Gravy, Trumpazuma's Revenge Ocelot II Tuesday #28
the Trump trots Skittles Tuesday #30
It is what it is, Captain Pantload Blue Owl Tuesday #32
I think we should classify all maga as having Trumporrhea Buckeyeblue Tuesday #33
;-{) THIS Goonch Tuesday #34
does "apocalyptically angry" mean he had a shit fit about the name? DBoon Tuesday #35
I somehow missed this! CBHagman Tuesday #38
Well lonely bird Tuesday #39
Spasms of Rage NBachers Tuesday #40
Ah, some toilet humor... Tekno2600 Tuesday #41
Welcome to DU Tekno2600! calimary Wednesday #66
Welcome to DU LetMyPeopleVote Wednesday #82
Trumporrhea - Try it out in Google: NBachers Tuesday #42
This message was self-deleted by its author Gaytano70 Tuesday #43
NSFA - Warning - Not Suitable For Anywhere - Is it orange, by chance, or coincidence? Oh shit. twodogsbarking Tuesday #45
I have been puking and "exploding" since July 3rd, my birthday. BigmanPigman Tuesday #46
Let us know if you need some help with co-pays BP. KPN Tuesday #60
That was sweet of you, thanks. BigmanPigman Wednesday #93
cumin powder, 1/2 spoon, 2x, 15 minutes apart Tetrachloride Wednesday #69
I looked up what is OK to eat/drink BigmanPigman Wednesday #94
cumin has often worked for me Tetrachloride Wednesday #95
Yes, I do go to a particularly favorite BigmanPigman Yesterday #97
How did that leak out? Harker Tuesday #47
And why not name it after diaper boy? paleotn Tuesday #49
Maybe he'll just fucking die. Orrex Tuesday #51
Trump mad again? No shit? Norrrm Tuesday #52
Everyone, don't forget that there are two r's in Trumporrhea. progressoid Tuesday #55
Surprising since.. raising2moredems Tuesday #58
Recommended. H2O Man Tuesday #61
Trump's new hat-I am diarrhea LetMyPeopleVote Wednesday #63
So I suppose that means I have Trumporrhea Derangement Syndrome Seinan Sensei Wednesday #64
apocalyptically angry? Would you say he's "exploding?" C Moon Wednesday #65
Our Situation Waywardpedestrian Wednesday #67
On Brand! Kid Berwyn Wednesday #70
This just shows that he has no sense of humor ... at all! FakeNoose Wednesday #71
trump is the cause of this epidemic LetMyPeopleVote Wednesday #72
I hadn't heard Trumporrhea til just now SpankMe Wednesday #73
Good Work, Everyone! MineralMan Wednesday #74
I call it the Trump Shits, personally, and praying the salad I had a few days ago doesn't get me. Crunchy Frog Wednesday #75
Trump Murica is Trumporrhea aeromanKC Wednesday #77
He's got the Tribulation Trots Blue Owl Wednesday #78
I shall name all my shits after him. Intractable Wednesday #81
Howdy ho! JoseBalow Wednesday #84
Mr. Hankey? Is that you, buddy? It's been a while. Intractable Wednesday #87
One of my favorite shows ever! JoseBalow Wednesday #91
That's just cockney rhyming slang MurrayDelph Wednesday #86
RFK Jr. and the trump admin are responsible for "Trumporrhea" LetMyPeopleVote Wednesday #83
Maybe he'll go for July Wednesday #85
And by "apocalyptically angry" MurrayDelph Wednesday #88
Trump and Trumper VGNonly Wednesday #90
No! That's RFK - JRRRHEEA maxrandb Wednesday #92
As you explode from both ends, don't forget to thank trump for "Trumporrhea" LetMyPeopleVote Wednesday #96
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