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23. You'd still have to watch out for bad tea.- - - and umbrellas.In crowds, you get poked with umbrellas. And the umbrella

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Sun Jun 14, 2026, 11:56 PM

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- sometimes the guy carrying the umbrella gets it's tip stuck in dog poop on the street and the dog poop got listeria, e coli, hysteria plutonium or some other stuff on it that's bad for ya and ya can get sick off being stuck with the umbrella and you die.

Ya gotta watch out for a lot'a stuff that can happen to ya in Russia. That's why I don't wanna visit there.

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Oh no, Russian Colonel Oleg Sokolenko, dies after falling from a window of his apartment. [View all] Swede Sunday OP

If I ever lived in Russia, I'd live on the first floor. marble falls Sunday #1

maybe even basement. with steel doors... ret5hd Sunday #11

Then the basement would mysteriously flood. dflprincess Sunday #18

Sheesh - no kidding! calimary Sunday #13

Then you would just die by suicide... Xolodno Sunday #20

In Arkansas, if the person was somebody, it would be suicide by 2 shots in the chest and head with a shotgun. LiberalArkie 9 hrs ago #44

2 things: 1) it is intentional like a mob hit, 2) how do we know it is Putin? Bluetus Sunday #22

3rd thing: Ukraine Intellegence. marble falls 21 hrs ago #28

I suppose it is possible. Bluetus 15 hrs ago #37

You'd still have to watch out for bad tea.- - - and umbrellas.In crowds, you get poked with umbrellas. And the umbrella 3Hotdogs Sunday #23

Easy peasey - get the hell out of Russia. marble falls 21 hrs ago #29

The umbrella attack took place in the UK, as did a polonium poisoning, and a novachuk poisoning. eppur_se_muova 19 hrs ago #35

That would make it a bit more inconvenient PatSeg 11 hrs ago #41

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Russia really needs to do a better job making safe windows and window frames. Ocelot II Sunday #2

There do seem to be surges of gravity there. underpants Sunday #4

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Whoopsie! RockRaven Sunday #3

OK Vlad, it's getting a little cliche, this falling out a window thing.... Blue Owl Sunday #5

To be fair, Vlad's invitations to tea go unanswered Attilatheblond Sunday #6

And it hadn't been raining in weeks. marble falls 21 hrs ago #33

Sorta like the way "lone nuts" always appeared here, whenever the powerful needed them to? 68er Yesterday #27

Okay, what did Colonel Oleg Sokolenko Cha Sunday #7

He was holding back tribute. Putin learned from John Gotti: you gotta make examples. marble falls 21 hrs ago #32

Two words if you live in Russia: basement apartment Buckeyeblue Sunday #8

It's not the fall that gets you. lpbk2713 Sunday #9

Putin's parachute. rubbersole Sunday #17

The big question is MurrayDelph Sunday #10

Polite Russian custom. marble falls 21 hrs ago #31

Here's a link if anyone wants it: littlemissmartypants Sunday #12

That's a shame. BadgerMom Sunday #14

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When are these guys going to stop keeping banana peels by their windows? (n/t) appmanga Sunday #16

There are other retirement plans tailored for the acrophobic. Marcuse Sunday #19

They don't even bother to hide it anymore Figarosmom Sunday #21

You win again, gravity JoseBalow Sunday #24

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Especially you had a nice glass of tea. marble falls 21 hrs ago #30

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