General Discussion

But then I realized that, no it would not have been a bridge too far because MAGA would not have construed it as deliberate provocation. MAGA would have blamed the reporter who "viciously provoked the greatest President of all time". And, of course, DOJ would have begun Grand Jury selection to put her in jail as soon as she recovered from her beating, and Jesse Watters would have made a joke about it and everyone on The Five would have laughed and laughed except Jessica Tarlov who would have called them all out for the pigs they are. Gutfield would have mocked her as a humorless woman who didn't understand the joke (whatever it was) and Fox would have not mention the episode again -- at least until the reporter was indicted for her attempt to assassinate the President.

So, yeah, glad "Fatso, the Orange Colostomy Bag (Now With Red Face and Spittle!!)" couldn't slap her because of the weaknesses of his rotting body.