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In reply to the discussion: Trump admin panics in fair talent search as artists bail: 'We can't just have Kid Rock' [View all]Jack Valentino
(5,264 posts)50. They should ask Ted Nugent to perform "Jailbait"--- !!!
Considering who is President Pedophile, it would seem appropriate....
Jailbait
Song by Ted Nugent
I've got no inhibitions
So keep your keys out of your ignition
I steal a car like I got the curse
I can't resist the old lady's purse
Jailbait you look so good to me
Jailbait won't you set me free
Jailbait you look fine fine fine
I know I've got to have you in a matter of time
Well I don't care if you're just thirteen
You look too good to be true
I just know that you're probably clean
There's one lil' thing I got do to you
Jailbait you look so good to me
Jailbait won't you set me free
Jailbait you look fine fine fine
I know I've got to have you in a matter of time
So tell your mama that I'm back in town
She likes us boys when it's time to get down
She's got this craving for the underage
I just might be your mama's brand new rage
Jailbait you look so good to me
Jailbait won't you set me free
Jailbait you look fine fine fine
I know I got to have you in a matter of time
Honey you you you look so nice
She's young she's tender
Won't you please surrender
She's so fine she's mine
All the time, all mine mine
It's all right baby
It's quite all right I asked your mama
Wait a minute officer
Don't put those handcuffs on me
Put them on her and I'll share her with you
Jailbait, jailbait
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Trump admin panics in fair talent search as artists bail: 'We can't just have Kid Rock' [View all]
LetMyPeopleVote
Yesterday
OP
If you check out Meidas Touch podcasts, Trump is PANICKING and CRASHING every single day
AZJonnie
Yesterday
#3
Hey Trump, have you tried reaching out to the late Charlie Daniels?
RedWhiteBlueIsRacist
23 hrs ago
#14
He just announced he's going to be the entertainment by giving a speech.
littlemissmartypants
23 hrs ago
#20
Maybe they should go for a comedian instead of a musical act...like Stephen Colbert, for example.
Midnight Writer
23 hrs ago
#21
Box Car Willie will still perform. He was bigger than Elvis and The Beatles. Oh wait, he's dead.
twodogsbarking
23 hrs ago
#22
Scott Baio performing a "Joanie Loves Chachi" puppet-show inside a cardboard box? (nt)
AZJonnie
1 hr ago
#55
You know what would be even funnier? If big name performers held competing events somewhere else in
Vinca
22 hrs ago
#27
Breaking news!!! Donald Trump has secured Tom Tiffany's Boundary Waters Wreckers to play at the Great American State Fa
riversedge
22 hrs ago
#30
Maybe Pete Hegseth and Kash Patel should do their version of "Mountain Dew" for rump fans?
struggle4progress
21 hrs ago
#37
He overdid YMCA, but maybe Donny could dance to Lawyers, Guns, and Money?
struggle4progress
21 hrs ago
#40
Jonn Eastman, Jenna Ellis, Rudy Giuliani, Alina Habba, and Lindsey Halligan could sing "Don't be a lawyer"
struggle4progress
21 hrs ago
#41
Trump's biggest fans reject his 'lame and boring' new proposal: 'This is so egotistical'
LetMyPeopleVote
18 hrs ago
#47
So the paid "crowd" will have to endure Kid Rock or some maga hillbilly for how long? That's torture.
Dave Bowman
16 hrs ago
#52