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33. Leviticus bans ---
Sat May 30, 2026, 12:06 PM
Saturday

76 things banned in Leviticus
1. Burning any yeast or honey in offerings to God (2:11)
2. Failing to include salt in offerings to God (2:13)
3. Eating fat (3:17)
4. Eating blood (3:17)
5. Failing to testify against any wrongdoing you’ve witnessed (5:1)
6. Failing to testify against any wrongdoing you’ve been told about (5:1)
7. Touching an unclean animal (5:2)
8. Carelessly making an oath (5:4)
9. Deceiving a neighbor about something trusted to them (6:2)
10. Finding lost property and lying about it (6:3)
11. Bringing unauthorized fire before God (10:1)
12. Letting your hair become unkempt (10:6)
13. Tearing your clothes (10:6)
14. Drinking alcohol in holy places (10)
15. Eating an animal which doesn’t both chew cud and has a divided hoof (cf: camel, rabbit, pig) (11:4-7)
16. Touching the carcass of any of the above (11:8)
17. Eating – or touching the carcass of – any seafood without fins or scales (11:10-12)
18. Eating – or touching the carcass of - eagle, the vulture, the black vulture, the red kite, any kind of black kite, any kind of raven, the horned owl, the screech owl, the gull, any kind of hawk, the little owl, the cormorant, the great owl, the white owl, the desert owl, the osprey, the stork, any kind of heron, the hoopoe and the bat. (11:13-19)
19. Eating – or touching the carcass of – flying insects with four legs, unless those legs are jointed (11:20-22)
20. Eating any animal which walks on all four and has paws (good news for cats) (11:27)
21. Eating – or touching the carcass of – the weasel, the rat, any kind of great lizard, the gecko, the monitor lizard, the wall lizard, the skink and the chameleon (11:29)
22. Eating – or touching the carcass of – any creature which crawls on many legs, or its belly (11:41-42)
23. Going to church within 33 days after giving birth to a boy (12:4)
24. Going to church within 66 days after giving birth to a girl (12:5)
25. Having sex with your mother (18)
26. Having sex with your father’s wife (18:8)
27. Having sex with your sister (18)
28. Having sex with your granddaughter (18:10)
29. Having sex with your half-sister (18:11)
30. Having sex with your biological aunt (18:12-13)
31. Having sex with your uncle’s wife (18:14)
32. Having sex with your daughter-in-law (18:15)
33. Having sex with your sister-in-law (18:16)
34. Having sex with a woman and also having sex with her daughter or granddaughter (18:17)
35. Marrying your wife’s sister while your wife still lives (18:18)
36. Having sex with a woman during her period (18:19)
37. Having sex with your neighbor’s wife (18:20)
38. Giving your children to be sacrificed to Molek (18:21)
39. Having sex with a man “as one does with a woman” (18:22)
40. Having sex with an animal (18:23)
41. Making idols or “metal gods” (19:4)
42. Reaping to the very edges of a field (19)
43. Picking up grapes that have fallen in your vineyard (19:10)
44. Stealing (19:11)
45. Lying (19:11)
46. Swearing falsely on God’s name (19:12)
47. Defrauding your neighbor (19:13)
48. Holding back the wages of an employee overnight (19:13)
49. Cursing the deaf or abusing the blind (19:14)
50. Perverting justice, showing partiality to either the poor or the rich (19:15)
51. Spreading slander (19:16)
52. Doing anything to endanger a neighbor’s life (19:16)
53. Seeking revenge or bearing a grudge (19:18)
54. Mixing fabrics in clothing (19:19)
55. Cross-breeding animals (19:19)
56. Planting different seeds in the same field (19:19)
57. Sleeping with another man’s slave (19:20)
58. Eating fruit from a tree within four years of planting it (19:23)
59. Practicing divination or seeking omens (tut, tut astrology) (19:26)
60. Trimming your beard (19:27)
61. Cutting your hair at the sides (19:27)
62. Getting tattoos (19:28)
63. Making your daughter prostitute herself (19:29)
64. Turning to mediums or spiritualists (19:31)
65. Not standing in the presence of the elderly (19:32)
66. Mistreating foreigners – “the foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born” (19:33-34)
67. Using dishonest weights and scales (19:35-36)
68. Cursing your father or mother (punishable by death) (20)
69. Marrying a prostitute, divorcee or widow if you are a priest (21,13)
70. Entering a place where there’s a dead body as a priest (21:11)
71. Slaughtering a cow/sheep and its young on the same day (22:28)
72. Working on the Sabbath (23:3)
73. Blasphemy (punishable by stoning to death) (24:14)
74. Inflicting an injury; killing someone else’s animal; killing a person must be punished in kind (24:17-22)
75. Selling land permanently (25:23)
76. Selling an Israelite as a slave (foreigners are fine) (25:42)

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Dear Dr. Laura Schlesinger.... [View all] orangecrush Saturday OP
Kick dalton99a Saturday #1
Thanks orangecrush Saturday #2
She's still polluting the airwaves... 3catwoman3 Saturday #3
Apparently orangecrush Saturday #4
On SiriusXM and YouTube. SouthBayDem Saturday #29
Are you telling me ... oldsoldierfadingfast Yesterday #62
All excellent points markie Saturday #5
Hallelujah! orangecrush Saturday #7
She's still on? Dulcinea Saturday #6
It has been so long, so I do not remember the scene completely, but usedtobedemgurl Saturday #8
The scene in West Wing came later and was taken from the post by Kauffman, which is very old. West Wing took it Amaryllis Saturday #22
Yeah, I've seen that letter from the OP a long time ago, probably in the late '90s. Wednesdays Saturday #26
Schlessinger lies and cheats: dalton99a Saturday #9
"...but in my house, when the President stands, nobody sits". CincyDem Saturday #10
That was a great episode BonnieJW Yesterday #69
I call the Dr. Laura Schlesinger type of Christian... some_of_us_are_sane Saturday #11
Thanks! orangecrush Saturday #12
A quibble: Schlesinger converted to and practices Judaism (since 1998) per Wikipedia harumph Saturday #14
Even BETTER, harumph! some_of_us_are_sane Saturday #20
..... wolfie001 22 hrs ago #73
Brilliant! Vinca Saturday #13
Wasn't she the hypocrite that had naked photos from the 70's resurfaced a couple decades ago? Crowman2009 Saturday #15
And the photos were taken Wednesdays Saturday #27
Still not as crazy as when her son thought it would be funny to put a gun in his mouth and take a picture... Crowman2009 Yesterday #70
She'd tell parents to call the cops if they found weed in kids bedroom BlueWaveNeverEnd 20 hrs ago #75
Yes MustLoveBeagles Yesterday #63
This letter goes back 20+ yrs. Didn't she quit radio or has she passed away? n/t Jacson6 Saturday #16
According to Wiki orangecrush Saturday #23
She's still alive MustLoveBeagles Yesterday #65
From the West Wing SocialDemocrat61 Saturday #17
Love that scene!! AZ8theist Yesterday #66
Well done! PatSeg Saturday #18
This masterful takedown of smug righteousness... 3catwoman3 Yesterday #67
Yes,, brilliant writing PatSeg 23 hrs ago #72
She has always been a hypocrite. kellytore Saturday #19
She was a hypocrite i so many ways! Telling older women "your too old" to have a baby BlueWaveNeverEnd 20 hrs ago #74
Damn it, where's my Canadian? SergeStorms Saturday #21
She is on Sirius/XM 3Hotdogs Saturday #24
I was listening to her show many years ago, and a listener called who was estranged from her parents because of a Fil1957 Saturday #25
Schlesinger hated her mom, didnt speak to her BlueWaveNeverEnd 20 hrs ago #76
When Leviticus (Wayyiqra) is mentioned, I'm reminded of that Twilight Zone episode, "To Serve Man"! RedWhiteBlueIsRacist Saturday #28
You want to own a Canadian, eh? I'm kind of wondering if one of them would like to own me. NNadir Saturday #30
Same orangecrush Saturday #36
caution: you'd be hiking a lot... ret5hd Saturday #54
West Wing evilhime Saturday #31
Bartcop had fun mocking her not a texan Saturday #32
The ones I saw he used a photo of W MustLoveBeagles Yesterday #64
Leviticus bans --- azureblue Saturday #33
+1 dalton99a Saturday #43
I do like #66: SCantiGOP Saturday #44
#41 keroro gunsou Saturday #53
"29. Having sex with your half-sister (18:11)" Collimator Saturday #60
Sounds complicated. czarjak Yesterday #61
Clever, but not written by Prof. Kauffman sl8 Saturday #34
Thanks orangecrush Saturday #37
Leviticus 18:22? Sounds more like Huckabee 86:47? Submariner Saturday #35
That was great! ananda Saturday #38
That's a classic! MuirHero Saturday #39
Share this! SuzyandPuffpuff Saturday #40
Most welcome orangecrush Saturday #41
Doesn't Leviticus also say adulterers should be put to death? EverHopeful Saturday #42
Exactly orangecrush Saturday #48
Dr. Schlessinger is everything she is against. phxjurist Saturday #45
As she passed thru phases of her life, she told women they wete off limit for them BlueWaveNeverEnd 20 hrs ago #77
this was a stitch! so funny. my favorite orleans Saturday #46
You're welcome orangecrush Saturday #47
The Doctor is out cherry picking Blue Owl Saturday #49
Made my day......thanks! BeneteauBum Saturday #50
Most welcome orangecrush Saturday #52
I thought she had passed away a few years ago. choie Saturday #51
Still around looking like a gollum BlueWaveNeverEnd 20 hrs ago #78
Does Ezekiel 23:20 mean we must ban the Bible from public schools? rubbersole Saturday #55
Kathleen Madigan's take mdbl Saturday #56
Did she respond? Chi67 Saturday #57
The only thing I get out of Lev. 18 is the Levites would fuck anything that moved jmowreader Saturday #58
An oldie goldie MrsCheaplaugh Saturday #59
This is an oldie-but-a-goodie. STILL one of the best, IMO. calimary Yesterday #68
Similar scene from The West Wing Captain Stern 23 hrs ago #71
Dear Dr. Laura Schlesinger.... Mr.Bee 13 hrs ago #79
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