General Discussion

has always consisted of hauling his ass out of his golf course just long enough to hit his ball into the rough from which a caddy will discreetly roll it onto the green, onto which said golfer will once again haul his ass out of the golf cart which he has driven onto the green and sink the putt in three strokes that he will count as one so he can go back to his club and claim he won the tournament; and whose diet consists of overcooked steak, Big Macs, KFC and three scoops of beautiful ice cream. Those numbers had to have been stolen from the records of a 24-year-old pro football player.