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13. The face sag means we're almost there

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri May 29, 2026, 08:14 AM

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If we can get him pissed off enough, maybe the sag will hit his whole body.

Maybe if a reporter asks if he any comments about rumors he married Epstein's sloppy seconds, and can you smell Jeff's odor on that chain migrated pig, could set him off to an afib.

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