Does Donald Trump Know Men Are Also Allowed to Leave His Cabinet? [View all]
https://www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/2026/05/women-leave-trump-cabinet/687322/
https://archive.ph/Ox69J
By Alexandra Petri
I literally cannot think of a worse place to have a feminist awakening than as a member of Donald Trumps Cabinet, watching the departures of Pam Bondi but not Kash Patel, and Kristi Noem but not Pete Hegseth, and Lori Chavez-DeRemer but not Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Of course, that is not what this is. I would sooner die than have a feminist awakening. Obviously, I am aware of the patriarchy, but I have always believed that I could make it work for me, personally, if I just used the right hair products and smiled more.
Im just wondering: Do I have a future here? Im doing everything that everyone else is doing. I have a face. I have a jet. I have incompetence. I shower the president with praise at every Cabinet meeting. (See above.) But where is the ironclad job security, the sense that, no matter what I do, I am still an essential part of the team? Should I be drinking more? Snorkeling more? Both?
I will say I thought that it would be different when I agreed to serve. I thought, Well, this man has no respect for women. But he also has no respect for any type of person! I can build on that. Put me in, Coach, I said then.
Now there are just four of us left. I really thought that Tulsis willingness to conduct purges, peddle conspiracies, and cast doubt on the integrity of the last election would have endeared her to you more. But I also thought that about Pam.
Alexandra Petri is a humor satirist for those who don't know. She was the youngest person to ever get their own column in the Washington Post. The white house of super geniuses actually included one of her satire columns in a presidential daily briefing as if it was real news.