I highly approve of this recent decision by the trump administration [View all]

to put JD Vance and Stephan Miller in charge of their "anti-fraud" campaign. They are currently holding a press conference to highlight how money is being wasted on social programs, mostly in blue states.

Really, trump could not have picked a more likable, persuasive duo. And Stephan Miller came armed with the facts. He said that based on "what he has heard" the entire federal deficit would disappear if only the terrible fraud in social programs like Social Security was eliminated. Very convincing. Who could argue with that?

So keep up the good work guys. You're winning hearts and changing minds as only you two lovable dudes can do. I'm sure this will win lots of votes for you and your party in November.