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20. A man complains to his friend that his feet hurt all day long

Wed Apr 22, 2026, 11:56 AM

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When asked why, he explains that it's because his shoes are two sizes too small.
"Why don't you just wear shoes that fit you, then?" asks the friend.
He replies, "because it feels so good when I take them off."

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