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Pete Hegseth quotes fake Pulp Fiction Bible verse during Pentagon sermon - what a fucking tool. [View all] Native Apr 16 OP

What does one expect? It's not as if he's familiar with the bible. He is familiar with substance abuse ... marble falls Apr 16 #1

bible poozwah Apr 16 #33

Good One!...BTW..(also to Marble Falls) maddiemom Apr 17 #49

Hegseth is a joke. yardwork Apr 16 #2

A terrible, deeply evolves Apr 16 #38

A clown in a cherry picker Blue Owl Apr 16 #3

Hey! Apparently he's branching out Bettie Apr 16 #4

Nice locution! NNadir Apr 16 #11

I know all those Old Testament prophets had "call signs," but which one was "Sandy"? sop Apr 16 #5

ROFL Native Apr 16 #8

Hegseth is such a dumbass! 1WorldHope Apr 16 #29

Why doesn't he just pray: "Lord, smite my enemies, smashing them into tiny bits. In thy mercy, Amen. surfered Apr 16 #6

Brother Maynard! Lucky Luciano Apr 16 #21

Fall down funny malaise Apr 16 #7

Hegseth's "Christianity" is a performance. So this tracks. LeftinOH Apr 16 #9

It's just a realty TV show to him. Irish_Dem Apr 16 #10

You nailed it. Noticed this a.m., during the everlasting Pentagon update, that Pete moves allegorical oracle Apr 16 #12

Hegseth is obviously an ignorant person who doesn't bother to check anything before speaking publicly. ChicagoTeamster Apr 16 #13

"while giving a sermon at the Pentagon." BlueWaveNeverEnd Apr 16 #14

Fcking moron mcar Apr 16 #15

Pathetic. dalton99a Apr 16 #16

Why don't they just go ahead and put an effin' steeple on the Pentagon and be done with it? Penta-gone fundie. RedWhiteBlueIsRacist Apr 16 #17

Actually, these quotes are in the Bible. Elon's Grok AI Translated Bible. Midnight Writer Apr 16 #18

I've changed the channel but that program keeps playing, Mblaze Apr 16 #28

$10 says he hasn't seen the movie past the opening scene. Initech Apr 16 #19

Next time he'll quote from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 2 jmowreader Apr 16 #20

Mind reader... you beat me to it surfered Apr 16 #23

This message was self-deleted by its author surfered Apr 16 #22

"Get these mother fucking snakes out this mother fucking government" maxrandb Apr 16 #24

Pete quoting Pulp Fiction Dave Id Apr 16 #25

The funny thing is this verbiage is not accurate. The movie director took poetic license. n/t PatrickforB Apr 16 #26

Jesus spoke about Donnie and Pete Mblaze Apr 16 #27

Life s a movie // TV show to these idiots! Hope22 Apr 16 #30

K&R spanone Apr 16 #31

Terminal moronism. He's in charge of our military. What could go wrong? Martin68 Apr 16 #32

He basically got Rickrolled maxsolomon Apr 16 #34

Hegseth is to Jesus as shit is to platinum. usonian Apr 16 #35

Is he trying to convince us the "rescue" was fake? CaptainTruth Apr 16 #36

Appears this was intentional and not a biblical mistake jimmy the one Apr 16 #37

Someone should've handed him Twain's sardonic 'War Prayer' Seinan Sensei Apr 16 #42

Hegseth Is a Fictional Character, Himself. MineralMan Apr 16 #39

Kegsbreath needs to go! red dog 1 Apr 16 #40

Any remote chance the military will rise up against this goon? vapor2 Apr 16 #41

As dystopian as this nightmare is EnergizedLib Apr 16 #43

What a drunken buffoon. LudwigPastorius Apr 16 #44

I gotta say Cosmocat Apr 16 #45

Methinks it was a hit job from the Chaplain Corps carpetbagger Apr 16 #46

It is surreal to think blue-wave Apr 16 #47

Trump has to fire him Renew Deal Apr 16 #48

Real Fake Quote for Real Fake Believers of a Real Fake Diety Roy Rolling Apr 17 #50

Another instance of... MarcoZandrini Apr 17 #51

Does ... Donald Trump ... Look Like... A Bitch? The Animator Apr 17 #52

Deliberately obtuse OC375 Apr 17 #53

Colbert did a fantastic job on this last night! tanyev Apr 17 #54