This has earned you a starring role as co-screenwriter. I thought a lot of DU community members would be putting their hands up, in response to the OP, saying, "Hey, I want to try out for a role as an extra human being in this future smash hit playing in some strange region of your mind." Then again, I thought a lot of things, since as I was leaving the rally, some kind person handed me a gram of hashish. Despite it now being legal, I had a flashback of Grace Slick's telling of walking down a Paris Street with Jim Morrison. As I am confident you will recall, she said people were offering them substances along the way. Everyone but Jim tried one, while Jim accepted every one, orally speaking.
Thus, my Good Friend, in an effort to re-live my youth, I ate that gram of hashish before reaching the vehicle that would transport me home. By that time, the hash started to transport me to thinking about the late Norm MacDonald. Immediately, in less tan two hours, I was thinking, "Gosh, there's a reason I never want to do this again!" Yet the idea for this new hit came to me.