General Discussion

Set in the vast new secret underground White House East Wing Führerbunker, the running characters include a crusty-but-benign ex-FBI Director and porn addict, presumably J Edgar Hoover by way of Dr, Sidney Gottlieb, MD, who likes to personally review the “raw intel”; there’s a knockout female agent with a blonde beehive and a huge bosom who enjoys listening to the TIP line and commenting salaciously in her trademark teeny tiny wittel voice; a short but salty operative who gets his kicks by accusing and arresting innocent children in hospitals, but really wants to be spanked by the First Lady as she belittles him in a voice that sounds like Natasha Fatale; the sordid agent in charge, a hard-nosed, hard-drinking bureaucrat who worked her up the ladder by advancing the demented POTUS’ agenda to end the income tax and make community theatre great again; a former golf-pro-turned-double-nought-spy now charged with running a strictly conservative escort service with Eastern European women on the younger side for the good of the nation; and the President, once a former Only Fans Star but substituted by a programmed automatonic cyborg, married to the scientist who developed the cure for bromadrosis, but owned, operated and controlled by the nation’s greatest enemy since a young age at military school to serve as a sleeper agent to destroy the nation and planet in unimaginable, but hilarious, fashion.

(With apologies to Paddy Chayefsky)