General Discussion

’Twas treason, and the orange-hued
Did tweet and bluster in the wabe;
All flimsy were the facts he spewed,
And the red caps outgrabe.

“Beware the Mar-a-Lago, son!
The jaws that lie, the claws that grab!
Beware the MAGA-bird, and shun
The frumious alt-right scab!”

He took his golden pen in hand:
Long time the constitution foe he sought—
So rested he by the Mar-a-Lago tree,
And stood awhile in thought.

And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Donald, with eyes of flame,
Came hamberdering through the tulgey wood,
And grifted as he came!

One, two! One, two! And through and through
The Special Counsel went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
The indictments followed back.

“And hast thou slain the Donald-wock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!”
He chortled in his joy.

’Twas treason, and the orange-hued
Did tweet and bluster in the wabe;
All flimsy were the facts he spewed,
And the red caps outgrabe.

Should we break down the real-world events referenced in these verses, or would you like another literary parody of a different figure?