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edbermac

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Sun Mar 15, 2026, 08:11 PM Sunday

Timothe Chalamet Kicked Out Of Oscars For Bringing In Outside Award [View all]

LOS ANGELES—After flouting rules put in place to protect decorum at the Academy’s biggest night, actor Timothée Chalamet was reportedly kicked out of the Oscars ceremony Sunday evening for bringing in an outside award.

“Hey, wait, I promise I won’t take it out during the show,” said the 30-year-old Marty Supreme star, who was seen attempting to shove a Golden Globe statuette into girlfriend Kylie Jenner’s clutch before Dolby Theatre security guards arrived to confront him on the red carpet. “Can I just run and put it in my car really quick? Come on, man, don’t make me throw it away. This is such bullshit. The awards you guys have here aren’t even that good.”

At press time, Chalamet was spotted attempting to sneak back into the ceremony with a Critics Choice Award stuffed into his puffer coat.



https://theonion.com/timothee-chalamet-kicked-out-of-oscars-for-bringing-in-outside-award/

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