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BREAKING: Donald Trump sends Marco Rubio on a secret mission into the Strait of Hormuz, to see if a safe route through the thousands of mines the Iranians submerged there - in one of the Florsheim shoes he gave him.

#MarcoRubio

— Paulley Ticks (@tomadelsbach.bsky.social) 2026-03-13T21:19:45.749Z

BREAKING: Marco Rubio becomes the first person to ever cross the Delaware river in a Florsheim shoe.

#DonaldTrump

— Paulley Ticks (@tomadelsbach.bsky.social) 2026-03-13T17:05:13.398Z

BREAKING: Donald Trump sends Marco Rubio on a top secret bombing mission to Iran in one of the Florsheim shoes he gave him.

#MarcoRubio

— Paulley Ticks (@tomadelsbach.bsky.social) 2026-03-12T20:34:12.449Z

BREAKING: Donald Trump has reportedly been buying the people in his inner circle, new shoes, and people are “afraid not to wear them.” So, finally after Marco Rubio worked up the courage to tell Trump that the 5 Florsheim shoes, didn't fit - the President immediately bought them all new shoes.

— Paulley Ticks (@tomadelsbach.bsky.social) 2026-03-12T00:14:50.765Z

— Comfortably Numb (@numb.comfortab.ly) 2026-03-11T22:01:35.228Z

Marco Rubio has moved into one of the Florsheim shoes that President Trump gave him

— Stephen Moran. (@moranstephen1000.bsky.social) 2026-03-13T08:17:41.482Z