BREAKING: After "receiving" the Nobel Prize, Trump DEMANDS an award from Dancing With The Stars for his moron dance [View all]

"It's the best dance. No one dances better. They want to see me dance because I won 2016, 2020 (which was stolen from me, everyone knows this) and 2024. They love me and know that i am their retribution, and I can dance better than anyone has ever danced, and so I demand that the producers of "Dancing With The Stars" present me with an award for the GREATEST DANCE MOVES OF ALL TIME, and have already instructed my FCC head Brendan Carr to CANCEL ABC's broadcast license if they REFUSE to do so. Thank you for your attention to this matter, President Donald J Trump."

Yeah, I MADE IT UP...or DID I?