Trump Get Regifted Nobel Peace Prize, Is This What Being Obama Feels Like? [View all]

From Wonkette -

"Donald Trump got a Nobel Peace Prize, and it is the saddest, most pathetic fucking thing that ever happened.

Obviously he did not win one, he was not awarded one. That’s even less likely now that he’s got his shitfaced Defense secretary murdering innocent men in dinghies in the Caribbean and kidnapping foreign leaders and he’s making cacophonous shit noises about invading Greenland, and of course it remains the case that he has never ended a single war in his entire sad life. (Know who ended wars? Joe Biden and Barack Obama.)

But Trump is big on claiming awards he didn’t earn or deserve, and it stands to reason, since he’s the most unworthy loser who ever got flushed down the failure toilet in God’s people factory and accidentally ended up shooting out of a vagina on Earth. That kinda guy ain’t never winning anything he didn’t steal or that an oligarch bought for him.

Anyway, he got a Nobel, but we mean “got” very loosely. It’s like if you go to a yard sale and there’s a box of free stuff and there’s a Nobel Peace Prize in there and you say “Is this really all free?” and they say “Oh yes, we don’t need any of that anymore,” so you take home a Nobel Peace Prize and a couple of dogeared Danielle Steel novels.

https://www.wonkette.com/p/trump-get-regifted-nobel-peace-prize