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Xolodno

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6. In order to enter the Russian Federation, you must answer these simple questions.

Reply to Jacson6 (Original post)

Fri Jan 9, 2026, 12:49 AM

Jan 9

The official language of Russia is?
Very difficult.

How many nuclear weapons does Russia posses?
I don't know.
That's right, you don't know.

What is Russia's biggest export?
Spies

What is Russia's biggest import?
Sovereign States.

What odorless, colorless and tasteless drink is Russia known for?
Novichok.

What is the most dangerous job in Russia?
Opposition party leader.

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