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Well, some of you have held that opinion for some time, but please allow me to elucidate.

When I was in 9th Grade I was in a production of a Jean Cocteau play entitled Wedding On The Eiffel Tower. It was a play involving surreal, absurdist incidents and the director needed a youthful actor who, at the end, utilizing pistols (actually starting pistols from the athletic department), shoots everyone.

I remember thinking to myself, as a kid, nothing will ever match this ridiculousness ever. And I was absolutely correct.

Until last night.