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4. Yeppers. The walking, talking national security risk needs a ballroom to secure our

Reply to malaise (Reply #1)

Mon Dec 15, 2025, 08:53 PM

Dec 15

state secrets. Guess he'll feel safer as the strains of The Blue Danube play in the background while he meets with Russian oligarchs. Riley, Ace of Spies, might show up to take Melania for a spin in the gilded splendor.

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Associated Press: Trump's court filing today says ballroom is a matter of national security [View all] allegorical oracle Dec 15 OP

ROFL malaise Dec 15 #1

Yeppers. The walking, talking national security risk needs a ballroom to secure our allegorical oracle Dec 15 #4

Maybe he is referring to modifications to the bunker??? vapor2 Dec 15 #2

Thought of that, too. But a bunker could be REconstructed without a ballroom. He allegorical oracle Dec 15 #5

Why, yes. That ballroom has to be built so there can be a security entrance on the WH's east side. You sinkingfeeling Dec 15 #3

F'n snowflake dweller Dec 15 #6

"because the plans are not final" Norrrm Dec 15 #7

"If you don't let me build this, I'll give away more state secrets." Buns_of_Fire Dec 15 #8

I guess it's more convenient storing "stollen" classified documents there fujiyamasan Dec 15 #9

Yep, Trump's gotta keep his balls secure. RedWhiteBlueIsRacist Dec 15 #10

I'm old enough to remember when President Nixon labeled everything "national security" in order to get a pass. artemisia1 Dec 15 #11

"National security?" More like his financial security. Liberal In Texas Dec 15 #12