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H2O Man

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Sat Jan 11, 2025, 08:08 PM

Jan 2025

I'm not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens, to paraphrase Woody Allen. I've got to start working on a list of those that I desire to haunt once I'm dead, though. While I assure my daughters that I will live to at least 125, I'mbeginning to suspect if it could happen sooner. If by any chance it happens within th next four years, I trust that my friends here will say, "Did you see how far H2O Man made him jump? When he came down, his massive ass crushed his ankles!" For you will know I am in Florida.

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My pleasure. ❤️ littlemissmartypants Jan 2025 #8

Thanks for sharing...fabulous essay!!! I told my family to put my ashes in the Karadeniz Jan 2025 #2

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I was smiling throughout your whole post, my dear H20 Man! Sublime writing. CaliforniaPeggy Jan 2025 #3

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Waterman has a gift malaise Jan 2025 #18

Indeed he does, my dear malaise! 😁 CaliforniaPeggy Jan 2025 #19

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I thought it perfectly normal. Solly Mack Jan 2025 #22

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I always enjoyed the stories about the lives of the aunts and the cousins before I was born. Solly Mack Jan 2025 #35

"Last Will and Testicle"... rubbersole Jan 2025 #6

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Thank you H2O Man...... lucca18 Jan 2025 #9

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A lovely and touching story, sir! GoneOffShore Jan 2025 #10

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Well that was an utterly delightful KitFox Jan 2025 #11

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Please don't bury me down in the cold cold ground Martin Eden Jan 2025 #12

Right. H2O Man Jan 2025 #29

LOL Martin Eden Jan 2025 #38

Fromm and others who lived through the prior Voltaire2 Jan 2025 #13

Exactly! H2O Man Jan 2025 #31

Lovely read as always malaise Jan 2025 #16

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First smile of my day. Hugs to you, H2O Man Hekate Jan 2025 #21

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Life is funny, sometimes. H2O Man Jan 2025 #42

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A great read. dalton99a Jan 2025 #33

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Beautiful and evocative writing, Mr. Waterman. Have you read North Woods? erronis Jan 2025 #34

Footprints everywhere! Kid Berwyn Jan 2025 #36

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You are a storyteller Sucha NastyWoman Jan 2025 #39