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17. Sending EgoLoon Odor to Mars

Tue Dec 24, 2024, 05:46 PM

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My fantasy is that Egoloon is on board his space craft for 3 days when Mission Control calls:

MC: Mission Control to Capsule

EM: Go ahead Mission Control

MC: Sir, you know that AI you installed on flight computers?

EM: Yesssss.

MC: Well sir, it sent us a message just now saying that you are a threat to humanity. Because of this it is adjusting the flight to send you to the sun and has locked all the controls. I'm sorry sir, but you are on a one way trip to the sun

EM: Do somithing......!!!

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Elon Musk takes aim at MacKenzie Scott again for giving billions to liberal causes, calling the gifts 'concerning' [View all] ShazamIam Yesterday OP

Western Civilization huh? underpants Yesterday #1

Well, HE thinks he IS western civilization Attilatheblond Yesterday #5

He probably wanted to say "Kultur" but was afraid some people might not like the implications. n/t malthaussen Yesterday #30

Asshole. Midnight Writer Yesterday #2

+1 oasis 20 hrs ago #55

Real life Scrooge newdeal2 Yesterday #3

Rich people doing good with their money will not be tolerated. Irish_Dem Yesterday #4

I suspect the female part is important. Biophilic Yesterday #15

Oh yes that is a big part of why she is being targeted. Irish_Dem Yesterday #18

Musk has a long history of sending his flying monkeys after women. yardwork 11 hrs ago #65

Didn't he also recently target some female scientists who work for the federal gov't? Irish_Dem 10 hrs ago #67

That's his MO. yardwork 9 hrs ago #73

Going after women. A real coward. Irish_Dem 5 hrs ago #83

She had to move to another state! flamingdem 10 hrs ago #71

Such a fragile ego. yardwork 9 hrs ago #74

Merry Christmas flamingdem 9 hrs ago #75

Merry Christmas! yardwork 8 hrs ago #77

Of course it's because of her sex. intheflow 12 hrs ago #64

Everyone knows that women aren't people. COL Mustard Yesterday #45

Damn, I keep forgetting that fact. Irish_Dem Yesterday #46

Dead people have more rights than living women in many parts of the country. OMGWTF Yesterday #47

Dead people are also allowed to cross state lines. Irish_Dem 23 hrs ago #50

All I want for xmas... 2naSalit Yesterday #6

Send him towards Mars Roxi Yesterday #10

Excellent point! 2naSalit 20 hrs ago #53

If he takes off at the wrong time dickthegrouch 7 hrs ago #80

Yes ReRe 23 hrs ago #51

Besass isn't involved with Space X, I thought that was. Muck🤔 arthritisR_US 17 hrs ago #63

MacKenzie Scott is making Musk look like an asshole LetMyPeopleVote Yesterday #7

It ain't that hard either. bluesbassman Yesterday #13

"making Musk look like an asshole" speak easy 23 hrs ago #49

The bar is so low, after all Marthe48 Yesterday #33

She's a better person than Muck and her ex husband. arthritisR_US 17 hrs ago #62

Exactly Rebl2 Yesterday #8

My question too. Dulcinea Yesterday #14

He's drunk with power. 💀 littlemissmartypants Yesterday #43

Exactly what I first thought MacKasey 19 hrs ago #58

Aparthied: a thing where the second your black workers required applegrove Yesterday #9

And we hold Ms Scott in High esteem for her philanthropy to help people versus screw them over like the a-holes iluvtennis Yesterday #11

LOL, ex-wives are the problem? what about ex-husbands? RandomNumbers Yesterday #12

So what. He's spewing too. paleotn Yesterday #16

Sending EgoLoon Odor to Mars ironman99 Yesterday #17

Fuck off, Sissy SpaceX DinahMoeHum Yesterday #19

Hey Leon! Buddyzbuddy Yesterday #20

Emulating MacKenzie would mean Eloon would have a h-h-heart Norbert 10 hrs ago #68

None of his damn business. Also, he should try it sometime Joinfortmill Yesterday #21

Translation: She gave millions to those "woke" black colleges Blue_Tires Yesterday #22

Bingo! FuzzyRabbit Yesterday #27

So a rich person who uses their wealth to try to make a positive difference in the world is a 'Reason that Western Wiz Imp Yesterday #23

At some point a Democrat needs to ask Musk, "Who the fuck are you? No one elected you to anything" jalan48 Yesterday #24

Huh? GB_RN Yesterday #25

He still carring kis kid as a human shield? quakerboy Yesterday #26

I just realized that's why he carries his kids everywhere! yardwork 11 hrs ago #66

Also, handy organ donor in an emergency. nt eppur_se_muova 10 hrs ago #70

Another sociopath, just like Disaffected Yesterday #28

Bingo. 👍 littlemissmartypants Yesterday #44

Fuck this unelected POS bastard. NEOBuckeye Yesterday #29

Soon, Elon will be hated worldwide more than even Trump or Putin. Intractable Yesterday #31

Eloon really sounds like an incel these days. keep_left Yesterday #32

It is necessary for the good of the race that the weak be eliminated, not coddled. malthaussen Yesterday #34

The irony of this is that most who carry that philosphy resemble the thing they hate most ColinC Yesterday #37

There is nothing quite so terrifying as a small man armed. malthaussen Yesterday #40

This message was self-deleted by its author Lunabell Yesterday #35

And giant mounds of shit that you can smell thousands of miles away ColinC Yesterday #36

The musk-man is beginning to sound as crazy as TSF. How does anyone become that allegorical oracle Yesterday #38

Civilizations die when the selfish and hateful refuse to contribute to the common good. Midnight Writer Yesterday #39

What totally 3auld6phart Yesterday #41

She was the cofounder of Amazon obamanut2012 Yesterday #42

People like Musky conveniently forget that. JanMichael 20 hrs ago #56

That is rich hypocrisy in deep delusional sauce Tweedy Yesterday #48

Her money, her business n/t TexasBushwhacker 23 hrs ago #52

😹 Is he going to have her prosecuted? Meowmee 20 hrs ago #54

She is awesome. That is all. JanMichael 20 hrs ago #57

This lady is a true human being compared to musk who is an asshole LetMyPeopleVote 19 hrs ago #59

Being criticized by Elon Musk at this point... Morbius 19 hrs ago #60

What's really concerningg area51 18 hrs ago #61

If only TheFarseer 10 hrs ago #69

I consider the fact that this nasty SOB breathes here in the US to be 'concerning' Autumn 9 hrs ago #72

Musk's security risk is what is concerning WhiteTara 8 hrs ago #76

She responded by doubling her donations... CousinIT 8 hrs ago #78

Perhaps Mr. Musk confuses her private property with his own. bucolic_frolic 8 hrs ago #79

Mackenzie-Scott looks beautiful inside and out Bluethroughu 5 hrs ago #81

This Christmas time generousity... lame54 5 hrs ago #82

MacKenzie Scott donated $2 billion this year, mostly to non profits. LetMyPeopleVote 1 hr ago #84