PROOF that the Flying Speghetti monster is real!!!

[font style="font-family:'Georgia','Baskerville Old Face','Helvetica',fantasy;" size=4 color=teal]Oh ye faithful!

Truly I tell you, proof of the existence of the flying spaghetti monster has been discovered!!!

Divers have videotaped actual footage of he whose marinara is always fresh, off the coast of Angola! Behold our benevolent overlord of pasta live!

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However it occurs to me that they say proof denies faith, and without faith a deity can not exist. Therefore since this is direct proof of the existence of he who is covered in Parmesan, therefore he can not exist.

Thus this proof of his existence proves that he can not exist.

But he shall always continue to live on in our hearts, and we shall just do what believers in all others religions have done for eons, and just ignore this inconvenient truth and continue believing as ever we have before.

This is the one true religion after all, and logic be damned!

RAMEN![/font]