Pastafarians
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Egads you swarthy dogs...snap out of it...
...ya still digestin' that 10-pounds of happy pasta?
and now ye scurvy skallywags is hangin' in yer hammocks like a bunch of overworked
You think this engagement is over?!
We have a ship to run! And a mission: "To sail on to parts hostile and unknown! With PASTA & PESTO!"
So, rouse out ye bears and start scrubin', swabbin' and floggin' the decks dry...
Else I starts given orders for gun practice!
"Cast loose ye guns!"
"Level ye gun!"
"Out tompions!"
"Load ye gun!"
"Run-out!"
"Prime!"
"Point Gun!"
"FIRE!"
Practice for close engagement!!
Boardem' in the Smoke and yell ARRRGGHHHH!
anyone...
...buehler?
LostOne4Ever
(9,603 posts)NeoGreen
(4,033 posts)...boatswain NeoGreen, and his pet cat 'scourge', was just thinkin' the hands were gettin' a bit idle after too much pasta and grog and were in dire need of a little 'motivation' so to speak...
Ships don't sail themselves ya' know....Capt'n Mam...if I may be so bold...
oh and...Argghhhh
NeoGreen
(4,033 posts)LostOne4Ever
(9,603 posts)Yorktown
(2,884 posts)I am not a stcikler for honorary titles but, darn, I earned that one.
Reviving from the desrt land of frozen accounts and all that.
rejoice, o my pastafarian people, for my account is reborn.
Curmudgeoness
(18,219 posts)Was I kidnapped? Why do I have such a horrible headache?
I think I'm going to be sick.
A HERETIC I AM
(24,631 posts)Um......er.....
I'm busy eating some fusilli
And then a nap
And then.....
MORE POSTING!!!
NeoGreen
(4,033 posts)...Ok swabbies...does I have to pull the cat out of the bag again?!...
12 lashes with a semi-cooked noodle?!
Is that what ye' need?
Ya scurvy sea dogs!
Arrgghhhh!!!
hermetic
(8,663 posts)I beg ye. It's too bloody hot here to do anything except sit in front of the fan and drink cold grog. Blargh!