A primer for the children of gun nuts who’ll be lucky to see their tenth birthday

Some humor from the Raw Story:

As you may be aware, the co-founders of Michigan Open Carry were lovely enough people to produce a children’s book entitled, My Parents Open Carry, for children unlucky enough to have been raised by Heather’s two mommies.

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Since I’m all about kids and not so much about guns, I thought I would return the favor and provide the children living with shame of having ammosexuals for parents with a simple and educational primer; letting them know what mommy and daddy have in store for them since there is only one 2nd Amendment, but you can always have another kid.

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M is for manslaughter, it was all a mistake
N is for NRA, your money they’ll take
O is for ‘open-carry,’ my dad’s got a dick!
P is for pistol, you draw it real quick