If so I hoped that you had "stood your ground"

I doubt there is any such bill. NRA lies like mf-ers to keep their fans riled up. I remember one repug in MI was allowed to use my aunt's Real Estate office for making calls. He had a bunch of volunteers that were telling people they were from the NRA and to get out and vote for their shitty candidate. He was elected. It's ok, because I was proven right when I told my aunt the guy was scum. He later resigned in disgrace after a really loud, messy, public, drunken fight with his wife and girlfriend in a bar.

Started talking about Wayne Lapierre. I said "WHAT? He sounds FRENCH!" and began rambling just like a regular NRA nut. Kept her busy for ten minutes.

I've been trying to get off SAF's contact lists for a long time now, but I still got a call not long ago. I think they got the message to stop sending physical mail after I sent them four sheets of paper with very angry words on them (written in permanent marker) stuffed in one of their business reply envelopes. They're probably worried I'll fly to Washington and shoot up their office. Good.

disinfected your ear and phone