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state of stupid

(256 posts)
5. I have made that argument for a very long time. God created Adam and Steve not Adam and Eve.
Mon Jul 6, 2026, 01:17 AM
Yesterday

If God used, as the bible suggests material from Adam to form another human being then you
have a clone, (Adam and Steve); God then does a custom genetic realignment to turn Steve female.
Since Adam was the one to name this new creation and it did not look like him (Steve), he simply
left off the St and called the new creation Eve.

rampartd

(5,744 posts)
8. adam's rib was XY and must use the appropriate bathroom.
Mon Jul 6, 2026, 03:24 AM
Yesterday

my take on "image and likeness." might be referring to cellular structure, or at the level of dna itself.

if a soul or a spiritual being exists at all it appears to exist outside of our sensory range. what could image and likeness mean that can not be perceived?

spike jones

(2,035 posts)
4. Genesis 1:27.
Sun Jul 5, 2026, 11:44 PM
Sunday

"So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them."

God is intersex. Male and Female.

usonian

(27,398 posts)
7. In honor of Father Guido Sarducci. WARNING, ugly bastards portrayed below. If this bothers you I will try Calzones next
Mon Jul 6, 2026, 01:49 AM
Yesterday

Last edited Mon Jul 6, 2026, 08:57 AM - Edit history (1)

FIND THE PEDOS IN THE PEPPERONI PIZZA!

usonian

(27,398 posts)
12. Good for your heart.
Mon Jul 6, 2026, 08:54 AM
Yesterday

I actually forgot which forum this was posted in.

IN THAT CASE, The original "Popes in the Pizza" might have been even more disturbing to you, though I doubt that someone captured it off the TV screen from way back when.

Maybe I'll put up a warning. Imagine how tough it is on us computer "artists"!

I hate these monsters.

Dr. T

(857 posts)
13. Just yesterday, the girlfriend gave me the proccessed meat speech.
Mon Jul 6, 2026, 09:07 AM
Yesterday

She couldn't convince me, but that picture achieved her desired result.

usonian

(27,398 posts)
15. I vaguely remember an Enlish teacher recommending or requiring "The Jungle" by Upton Sinclair.
Mon Jul 6, 2026, 10:17 AM
Yesterday

How the processed meat is made.

And to "top it off", most is loaded with nitrites, a highly suspect or proven carcinogen. You have to look for "no nitrites" constantly.

Then again .....


There was a king reigned in the East:
There, when kings will sit to feast,
They get their fill before they think
With poisoned meat and poisoned drink.
He gathered all that sprang to birth
From the many-venomed earth;
First a little, thence to more,
He sampled all her killing store;
And easy, smiling, seasoned sound,
Sate the king when healths went round.
They put arsenic in his meat
And stared aghast to watch him eat;
They poured strychnine in his cup
And shook to see him drink it up:
They shook, they stared as white's their shirt:
Them it was their poison hurt.
—I tell the tale that I heard told.

Mithridates, he died old.


A.E. Housman

Dr. T

(857 posts)
18. Upton Sinclair. The name congures childhood memories.
Mon Jul 6, 2026, 10:46 PM
17 hrs ago

I thought times had changed. But with RFK Stupid, we must relearn that which we already learned.

SomedayKindaLove

(1,205 posts)
11. His Citizen Laslo books are hilarious
Mon Jul 6, 2026, 07:45 AM
Yesterday

And highly recommended. Skewers Nixon and lots of his cronies in a guise as Nixon’s #1 fan.

GiqueCee

(5,196 posts)
14. I do wish that...
Mon Jul 6, 2026, 10:08 AM
Yesterday

... meme creators would make more of an effort to understand punctuation. The commas after "God" and "Man" do not belong there.
It's still funny, though!

True Dough

(27,756 posts)
16. I think what you're missing
Mon Jul 6, 2026, 10:26 AM
Yesterday

is that Sarducci speaks with an Italian accent. So the punctuated is deliberate to created that stitled effect. Say those words out loud in your best Italian accent and see for yourself.

That said, many memes do contain poor grammar. I just believe the additional commas were intentional here.

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