(JEWISH GROUP) It's funny on so many levels.

An antisemite is drinking in a bar. He notices a Jew sitting at a table nearby and doesn't like it.

"Bartender!" he says, nodding at the Jew, "A round of the good stuff for everyone except him!"

Everyone happily receives a glass of premium scotch. The antisemite! looks over at the Jew with a smug grin. The Jew smiles back. The antisemite loses his satisfied expression.

"Bartender! Give everyone a drink of your finest, plus an appetizer!"

He looks directly at the Jew and adds, "Everyone except the Jew." The Jewish man looks at the antisemite and smiles again.

Furious, the antisemite says, "Is that Jew just stupid or pretending to be?"

The bartender says, "Oh no, sir, he's the owner.""