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Are Jews aliens? (Original Post) Mosby Aug 2023 OP
She sounds Russian. nt OAITW r.2.0 Aug 2023 #1
Speechless, that was insane appalachiablue Aug 2023 #2
So oil companies by terror forming Earth II GreenWave Aug 2023 #3
Has anyone asked her where Jesus fits into her theory? dflprincess Aug 2023 #4
Who isn't? (n/t) PJMcK Aug 2023 #5
Even as an athiest gay texan Aug 2023 #6
So that's how they got the space lasers? getagrip_already Aug 2023 #7
Damn! For the past 375 years I've been laying low, happily grinding humans into pharmaceuticals, Beastly Boy Aug 2023 #8
Despite your human-grinding tendencies... ret5hd Aug 2023 #9
Do you have any experience making bagels? Beastly Boy Aug 2023 #12
They've been saying the same thing about those of us slightlv Aug 2023 #10
That's us. Strangers in a strange land. Wandering Jews.✡️🛸👽✡️ thatcrowwoman Aug 2023 #11

dflprincess

(29,417 posts)
4. Has anyone asked her where Jesus fits into her theory?
Reply to Mosby (Original post)
Mon Aug 7, 2023, 08:55 PM
Aug 2023

Hoping her head would explode if she had to explain him.


getagrip_already

(17,802 posts)
7. So that's how they got the space lasers?
Reply to Mosby (Original post)
Mon Aug 7, 2023, 09:06 PM
Aug 2023

I wondered where those came from.

Makes perfect sense now.

 

Beastly Boy

(13,283 posts)
8. Damn! For the past 375 years I've been laying low, happily grinding humans into pharmaceuticals,
Reply to Mosby (Original post)
Mon Aug 7, 2023, 09:26 PM
Aug 2023

minding my own business... and now this! What's a Jew to do?

Should I ignore her, mock her for being a fucking nutcase, and hope nobody pays attention to her?

Or should I quit while I am ahead, assume my alien form again, get my ass out of here and try my luck back on Arrakis? I stashed enough human pharma dust to open a small bagel shop there...

What do you think?

slightlv

(7,946 posts)
10. They've been saying the same thing about those of us
Reply to Mosby (Original post)
Tue Aug 8, 2023, 12:42 AM
Aug 2023

with rh 0- blood type for decades, too! Always knew I was a little weird... (lol)

thatcrowwoman

(1,230 posts)
11. That's us. Strangers in a strange land. Wandering Jews.✡️🛸👽✡️
Reply to Mosby (Original post)
Tue Aug 8, 2023, 08:04 AM
Aug 2023

Oy!
Curses, foiled again!

Signed, thatcommandercrowwoman,
Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps, Mazel Tough.
✡️👽🛸✡️

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