It’s the kind of stupid crap we can expect from a second Trump term.

Why make just Christmas early? Why not decree that all holidays should be celebrated every day?

This is the perfect illustration of the BS that comes from dictators.

after you can’t sell anymore Halloween merch.

in an effort to have the populace move on from the election and into "the season of peace and happiness"... i.e. "please be peaceful and happy that I stole the election to remain in power"

a decent number of days off and a Xmas bonus early this year. "Thanks for your support. Keep up the good work, judges, security forces, poll workers. Well done, my good and faithful servants." Oh--and those working for state media, the arbiters of Truth and providers of censorship and protecting the democracy from the evils of potentially false information. Can't trust the population in a True Democracy.

... across from the counter. They took down the Thanks Giving decorations on Labor day - which they celebrated on the Fourth. They're taking the Valentine's Day stuff out of storage next week.

The day after Labor Day I was going to work in the morning (at 6 am) and noticed that some of my neighbors had put up Halloween decorations already.

Great, 59 days of Giant Spider, bats, and fake tombstones.