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Spitting on the floor in their general direction, Fr. Willy Macken told parishioners of St. Declans church that they are free to take the piss by putting your best Holy heads on but that he then reserved the right to call out the fuckers who wouldnt know a prayer of the fateful if it bit them in the arse.
Some of you are clearly just here, dressed up to the nines so that your ex girlfriend or boyfriend can catch sight of you and think oh, fuck I miss them but you know what, fuck the lot of yous, Fr. Macken added, deviating from Pope Franciss Vatican approved Christmas mass script.
Fr. Macken, keenly aware of the fact that almost everyone in attendance had lost interest in the mass once he mentioned Jesus, religion and general holiness, rushed through his service as he confessed to having about as much interest in this charade as you future Hell dwellers.
http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2016/12/24/nice-of-you-fuckers-to-show-up-for-once-points-out-priest-at-midnight-mass/
hibbing
(10,402 posts)Pope George Ringo II
(1,896 posts)3Hotdogs
(13,579 posts)Pope George Ringo II
(1,896 posts)The story underneath is about the Queen taking control of the government.
Haggis for Breakfast
(6,831 posts)Bless me for I have sinned. Thank you for this post. I read through the entire thing and laughed my arse off. The "quote" from the Queen about made me choke.
I really needed this.
Peace be with you.
Pope George Ringo II
(1,896 posts)They're pretty demented. Foul-mouthed, but quite demented.
All I will say about the Queen story is that my oath of allegiance was to the Queen, not the Prime Minister.
Haggis for Breakfast
(6,831 posts)I have always cherished my Irish relatives for their ability to find the humor in any situation. My parents (long divorced) were a match made in Hell. My Mum is a Scot, Dad is Welsh. Try and picture MY childhood. If it weren't for the Irishmen who were kind enough to marry into our family, I don't think I'd have made it this far.
Pope George Ringo II
(1,896 posts)THE HSE has come under fire yet again today after a detailed report found that thousands of women are waiting up to 9 months to give birth in Irish hospitals, WWN can confirm.
The shocking report found that the large majority of expecting mothers are being fobbed off by national hospitals every few weeks, with many women left to suffer swollen ankles and various other ailments including piles, nausea, high blood pressure and even swollen abdomens.
I keep going in there every month and all they do is scan my belly and tell me to come back again in four weeks its a fucking disgrace, one pregnant mother told WWN, they dont seem too compassionate about it either. The actually enjoy the pain were in and even laugh and joke about it every time I go in.
Upon further investigation by this fine publication, WWN reporters were astounded to find hundreds of women suffering from extremely large torsos as a result of the HSEs neglect, however, staff at the hospital defended their treatment of the women.
http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2018/12/21/outrage-as-thousands-of-irish-women-waiting-up-to-9-months-to-give-birth/
htuttle
(23,738 posts)Pope George Ringo II
(1,896 posts)Go on. Go on, go on, go on, go on...
Fortinbras Armstrong
(4,473 posts)Can you imagine the reaction if something similar were written about a rabbi on Yom Kippur? But then, anti-Christian bigotry is perfectly acceptable on DU -- look at the atheists who infest the Religion group (who spew bigoted remarks about believers, but get the vapors when someone has the temerity to say "that's bigoted" .
And before some idiot says, "You have no sense of humor", it's not true. I am just solidly opposed to bigotry of any sort. My mother was Jewish and her parents were killed in Auschwitz. My younger brother is gay. My daughter-in-law is African-American. I have Asperger's. All of us know what it is to be discriminated against.
Voltaire2
(14,884 posts)Fortinbras Armstrong
(4,473 posts)If you find bigoted jokes funny, then I suggest you examine your "sense" of humor.
Iggo
(48,554 posts)MineralMan
(148,024 posts)PassingFair
(22,437 posts)Call out the Vermin Squad! STAT!
MineralMan
(148,024 posts)Karadeniz
(23,559 posts)I don't see bigotry. I see someone calling out the hypocrites, just like Jesus did. I think the followers of any religion wouldn't object to.their hypocrisy being exposed.