Billy Crystal and Ted Williams

On the occasion of Billy's 50th BD his wife arranged for Ted Williams to call him. Ted, hearing that Billy had a small interest in the Arizona Dbacks organization remarked that if were to hit in the dry heat of Phoenix he would hit 285. Billy, astounded to hear the last man to ever hit 400 say he would only hit 285 said he was surprised to hear Williams say this. Ted replied, Billy I'm in a wheelchair.