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Poetry

limpyhobbler

(8,244 posts) Mon Feb 13, 2012, 07:21 PM Feb 2012

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I just wrote a poem about McDonalds. What do ya think?

Why McDonalds is Awesome

Oh! McDonalds you are fucking awesome.

Free wi-fi for all the people.
And at a high rate of speed to boot.
You never kick anyone out.
Homeless dudes sit for hours
And order just a small coffee.
You used to wouldn't put the cream in,
But now you do!

Oh! McDonalds
Teh Chicken Selects are not bad!
When I get a hot fudge Sundae,
I need to ask for extra hot fudge.
No big!

One day I was like totally dehydrated.
No money.....
Free water at MacDonalds!

McDouble - $1.00!
6 piece nuggets -sweet deal.
24-hour McDonalds -
You let homeless dudes hang out all night.
So you Rock.

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I just wrote a poem about McDonalds. What do ya think? (Original Post) limpyhobbler Feb 2012 OP

I get it. Very nice, hobbler la limpy. byronius Feb 2012 #1

McDonald's usually spells their name with an apostrophe, but not always. nt ZombieHorde Apr 2012 #2

Very true. lilithsrevenge12 Jul 2012 #3

New Poetry Blog 215jhelum Oct 2012 #4

byronius

(7,649 posts)

1. I get it. Very nice, hobbler la limpy.

Reply to limpyhobbler (Original post)

Tue Feb 14, 2012, 01:50 AM

Feb 2012

ZombieHorde

(29,047 posts)

2. McDonald's usually spells their name with an apostrophe, but not always. nt

Reply to limpyhobbler (Original post)

Thu Apr 5, 2012, 07:36 PM

Apr 2012

lilithsrevenge12

(136 posts)

3. Very true.

Reply to limpyhobbler (Original post)

Sat Jul 21, 2012, 05:10 PM

Jul 2012

I owe a lot to MacDonalds, they allowed all us occupiers to overtake their restaurant when the protest first started.
Nice job

215jhelum

(2 posts)

4. New Poetry Blog

Reply to limpyhobbler (Original post)

Fri Oct 26, 2012, 05:22 AM

Oct 2012

New Poetry blog. Comments are welcome. Please follow the blog being updated with more poems to follow.Cheers

http://215jhelum.wordpress.com/

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