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Duncanpup

(13,899 posts) Sat Jan 14, 2023, 07:22 AM Jan 2023

What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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What has four wheels and flies. (Original Post) Duncanpup Jan 2023 OP

That stinks too. twodogsbarking Jan 2023 #1

The General Lee on Dukes of Hazzard? nt Shermann Jan 2023 #2

Why did the catsup blush? nightwing1240 Jan 2023 #3

And why must you always knock on fridge before opening Duncanpup Jan 2023 #4

tRump's golf cart Blue Owl Jan 2023 #5

😂 Duncanpup Jan 2023 #6

Found one KS Toronado Jan 2023 #7

I have never ever seen a log truck going slow. gab13by13 Jan 2023 #8

Since we're on this journey together... rubbersole Jan 2023 #9

How about what is fat orange and has flies? The Jungle 1 Jan 2023 #10

The joke is referenced in a 1926 newspaper story. John1956PA Jan 2023 #11

I'm going back to sleep. I looked for the video. mjvpi Jan 2023 #12

The first time I heard this joke Doc_Technical Jan 2023 #13

twodogsbarking

(12,283 posts)

1. That stinks too.

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Sat Jan 14, 2023, 07:37 AM

Jan 2023

Shermann

(8,747 posts)

2. The General Lee on Dukes of Hazzard? nt

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Sat Jan 14, 2023, 07:44 AM

Jan 2023

nightwing1240

(1,996 posts)

3. Why did the catsup blush?

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Sat Jan 14, 2023, 07:45 AM

Jan 2023

Because he saw the salad dressing. (rimshot)

Duncanpup

(13,899 posts)

4. And why must you always knock on fridge before opening

Reply to nightwing1240 (Reply #3)

Sat Jan 14, 2023, 07:47 AM

Jan 2023

Because the salad may be dressing.

Blue Owl

(55,008 posts)

5. tRump's golf cart

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Sat Jan 14, 2023, 08:05 AM

Jan 2023

Which basically hefts around a sweaty, morbidly obese piece of garbage all day

Duncanpup

(13,899 posts)

6. 😂

Reply to Blue Owl (Reply #5)

Sat Jan 14, 2023, 08:16 AM

Jan 2023

KS Toronado

(19,914 posts)

7. Found one

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Sat Jan 14, 2023, 08:19 AM

Jan 2023

gab13by13

(25,564 posts)

8. I have never ever seen a log truck going slow.

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Sat Jan 14, 2023, 08:27 AM

Jan 2023

Oops it took me a while to get the joke, not awake yet.

rubbersole

(8,787 posts)

9. Since we're on this journey together...

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Sat Jan 14, 2023, 09:46 AM

Jan 2023

Who were the first two computer operators?
Adam and Eve.
Eve had the Apple and Adam had the Wang.
🤪

The Jungle 1

(4,552 posts)

10. How about what is fat orange and has flies?

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Sat Jan 14, 2023, 09:52 AM

Jan 2023

John1956PA

(3,489 posts)

11. The joke is referenced in a 1926 newspaper story.

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Sat Jan 14, 2023, 09:55 AM

Jan 2023

https://www.newspapers.com/image/88483079/?fcfToken=eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiIsInR5cCI6IkpXVCJ9.eyJmcmVlLXZpZXctaWQiOjg4NDgzMDc5LCJpYXQiOjE2NzM3MDgwMDAsImV4cCI6MTY3Mzc5NDQwMH0.Ht5T2lafmc-ileczsYHTkf6rsvcW_ved6tfLk-HfNIY

mjvpi

(1,577 posts)

12. I'm going back to sleep. I looked for the video.

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Sat Jan 14, 2023, 10:15 AM

Jan 2023

First post I looked at, and I took wwaaayyyyy ttooooo Lllooooonnnnngg to get it.

Doc_Technical

(3,616 posts)

13. The first time I heard this joke

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Sun Jan 29, 2023, 11:36 AM

Jan 2023

I was 6 years old and I replied that the
garbage truck in our neighborhood had 10 wheels.
This was the first time someone told me that
I was no fun.

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