It is to laugh - Trump dies in Israel
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It's early 2027, a group of Democrats, having won Congress in 2026, accompany Trump on a visit to Israel where he suffers a heart atteck and dies.
The undertaker tells the American Diplomats accompanying him, "You can have him shipped home for $1,000,000 or you can bury him here in the Holy Land for just $100."
The American Diplomats go into a corner to discuss for a few minutes.
They return and tell him they want Trump shipped home.
The puzzled undertaker asks,"why would you spend $1,000,000 to ship him home, when it would be wonderful to be burried here and you would spend only $100?"
The American Diplomats reply, " Long ago a man dies here, was buried here and three days later he rose from the dead. We just can't take the risk."
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Otherwise we Americans would never believe he's dead. What could they bring back for proof?
Maybe ...
I almost had an accident reading that. And not the automotive kind. 
