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generalbetrayus

(1,485 posts) Fri Nov 21, 2025, 10:10 AM Nov 21

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My girlfriend walked into the bedroom this morning and told me a joke she had heard:

"Trump wanted to rename the Gulf of Mexico after himself but the Bay of Pigs was already taken."

Oddly enough, the Bay of Chickens is also already taken. (Blue Mesa Reservoir in western Colorado).

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My girlfriend walked into the bedroom this morning and told me a joke she had heard: (Original Post) generalbetrayus Nov 21 OP

The Range of Potential Name Candidates is Pretty Vast The Roux Comes First Nov 21 #1

The No Discernible Marketable Skills Monument BOSSHOG Nov 21 #2

How about The Sag-Ass-O Sea? (nt) Pinback Nov 21 #5

I like this one a lot. 3catwoman3 Nov 21 #8

Yes, I Can Sail with That! The Roux Comes First Nov 21 #12

I'd like to rename the Gobi Desert after him... llmart Nov 21 #3

We could also have Swine Bay or Hog Heaven, or my favorite, The Porcine Palace Ball Room. flashman13 Nov 21 #4

Wasn't there a bar called "Porkey's" somewhere? Codifer Nov 21 #6

There was Danascot Nov 21 #13

hmmmm Codifer Nov 21 #14

. Danascot Nov 21 #15

That's actually very good. 3catwoman3 Nov 21 #7

It's better she walked into the bedroom and told you a joke she heard than tell you a joke she saw. NBachers Nov 21 #9

How about President Boss Hog? California Kid Nov 21 #10

Dammit. COL Mustard Nov 21 #11

TY KS Toronado Nov 21 #16

Maybe he could go with Taco Bay ToxMarz Nov 22 #17

Sea of Tranquility . . . Aussie105 Nov 22 #18

So what did your wife think of the joke? Wonder Why Nov 22 #19

NIIICE! That took me about 15 seconds to get! generalbetrayus Nov 22 #20

The Roux Comes First

(2,123 posts)

1. The Range of Potential Name Candidates is Pretty Vast

Reply to generalbetrayus (Original post)

Fri Nov 21, 2025, 10:25 AM

Nov 21

It certainly does not include "Nobel," but besides geographic locales sonorous with his vacuity and remarkable lack of self-awareness, I'm certain the collective genius here can come up with some great options.

Landfills and hazardous waste sites, for example.

Settling ponds for municipal sewage treatment plants, not to mention septic fields.

Did someone mention the "dead zones" in the seven seas?

BOSSHOG

(44,616 posts)

2. The No Discernible Marketable Skills Monument

Reply to The Roux Comes First (Reply #1)

Fri Nov 21, 2025, 11:04 AM

Nov 21

Dedicated to those who “succeeded” in life for no apparent reason

Pinback

(13,486 posts)

5. How about The Sag-Ass-O Sea? (nt)

Reply to The Roux Comes First (Reply #1)

Fri Nov 21, 2025, 11:58 AM

Nov 21

3catwoman3

(28,487 posts)

8. I like this one a lot.

Reply to Pinback (Reply #5)

Fri Nov 21, 2025, 12:15 PM

Nov 21

The Roux Comes First

(2,123 posts)

12. Yes, I Can Sail with That!

Reply to 3catwoman3 (Reply #8)

Fri Nov 21, 2025, 01:49 PM

Nov 21

llmart

(17,302 posts)

3. I'd like to rename the Gobi Desert after him...

Reply to generalbetrayus (Original post)

Fri Nov 21, 2025, 11:16 AM

Nov 21

as in "Gobi Dead".

flashman13

(1,966 posts)

4. We could also have Swine Bay or Hog Heaven, or my favorite, The Porcine Palace Ball Room.

Reply to generalbetrayus (Original post)

Fri Nov 21, 2025, 11:32 AM

Nov 21

Codifer

(1,142 posts)

6. Wasn't there a bar called "Porkey's" somewhere?

Reply to generalbetrayus (Original post)

Fri Nov 21, 2025, 12:10 PM

Nov 21

It seemed the kind of place tsf would own.

Danascot

(5,157 posts)

13. There was

Reply to Codifer (Reply #6)

Fri Nov 21, 2025, 06:47 PM

Nov 21

a 1981 film called Porky's with several sequals.

Codifer

(1,142 posts)

14. hmmmm

Reply to Danascot (Reply #13)

Fri Nov 21, 2025, 07:16 PM

Nov 21

Was that "sequels" or "squeals"?

Sorry..... too many cryptic crosswords.

Danascot

(5,157 posts)

15. .

Reply to Codifer (Reply #14)

Fri Nov 21, 2025, 07:26 PM

Nov 21

*snort*

3catwoman3

(28,487 posts)

7. That's actually very good.

Reply to generalbetrayus (Original post)

Fri Nov 21, 2025, 12:15 PM

Nov 21

to her.

NBachers

(19,138 posts)

9. It's better she walked into the bedroom and told you a joke she heard than tell you a joke she saw.

Reply to generalbetrayus (Original post)

Fri Nov 21, 2025, 12:55 PM

Nov 21

California Kid

(58 posts)

10. How about President Boss Hog?

Reply to generalbetrayus (Original post)

Fri Nov 21, 2025, 01:01 PM

Nov 21

Onik Onik

COL Mustard

(7,936 posts)

11. Dammit.

Reply to generalbetrayus (Original post)

Fri Nov 21, 2025, 01:11 PM

Nov 21

Now I want some Chicken TACOs.

KS Toronado

(22,926 posts)

16. TY

Reply to generalbetrayus (Original post)

Fri Nov 21, 2025, 10:19 PM

Nov 21

ToxMarz

(2,729 posts)

17. Maybe he could go with Taco Bay

Reply to generalbetrayus (Original post)

Sat Nov 22, 2025, 12:14 AM

Nov 22

Or the Gulf of Taquitos. Lots of little ones.

Aussie105

(7,548 posts)

18. Sea of Tranquility . . .

Reply to generalbetrayus (Original post)

Sat Nov 22, 2025, 03:45 AM

Nov 22

Ask Trump to visit.

It is on the Moon.

Wonder Why

(6,520 posts)

19. So what did your wife think of the joke?

Reply to generalbetrayus (Original post)

Sat Nov 22, 2025, 07:59 AM

Nov 22

generalbetrayus

(1,485 posts)

20. NIIICE! That took me about 15 seconds to get!

Reply to Wonder Why (Reply #19)

Sat Nov 22, 2025, 10:35 AM

Nov 22

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