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Marthe48

(19,581 posts) Thu Dec 12, 2024, 08:25 AM Dec 12

Thinking of writing a book of fish puns

So if you hear a good one, let minnow

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Thinking of writing a book of fish puns (Original Post) Marthe48 Dec 12 OP

Ok just for the halibut...stay tuna! MiHale Dec 12 #1

Seems like a small scale project to me. -misanthroptimist Dec 12 #2

This idea is worth its weight in goldfish puns are very poplar. unblock Dec 12 #3

All this thinking about fishy puns is very stressful EYESORE 9001 Dec 12 #4

I'll cast a wide net with my chums. Harker Dec 12 #5

There was once a TV commercial like that Charging Triceratops Dec 12 #6

Tsk Tsk, Marthe48 3825-87867 Dec 12 #7

Costal Canadians are all aboat fish. nt List left Dec 12 #8

About 40 years ago, intheflow Dec 12 #9

You don't have to be a brain sturgeon to figure it out 🐟 Ziggysmom Dec 14 #10

Well, there's always The Fishermen's Quartet" - soldierant Dec 18 #11

Please, don;t be.... :) Old Crank Dec 18 #12

I don't mean to carp True Dough Dec 23 #13

There's no jaws for concern, but Marthe48 Dec 24 #14

You keep swimming upstream True Dough Dec 24 #15

Wrting a book like that... 3825-87867 Dec 24 #16

MiHale

(10,958 posts)

1. Ok just for the halibut...stay tuna!

Reply to Marthe48 (Original post)

Thu Dec 12, 2024, 08:27 AM

Dec 12

-misanthroptimist

(1,241 posts)

2. Seems like a small scale project to me.

Reply to Marthe48 (Original post)

Thu Dec 12, 2024, 08:28 AM

Dec 12

unblock

(54,306 posts)

3. This idea is worth its weight in goldfish puns are very poplar.

Reply to Marthe48 (Original post)

Thu Dec 12, 2024, 08:44 AM

Dec 12

Yeah, I threw in a treefish pun for ya.

Tang you very much, I'll be here all week.

EYESORE 9001

(27,664 posts)

4. All this thinking about fishy puns is very stressful

Reply to Marthe48 (Original post)

Thu Dec 12, 2024, 08:49 AM

Dec 12

It’s given me a migraine haddock

Harker

(15,291 posts)

5. I'll cast a wide net with my chums.

Reply to Marthe48 (Original post)

Thu Dec 12, 2024, 08:56 AM

Dec 12

Charging Triceratops

(377 posts)

6. There was once a TV commercial like that

Reply to Marthe48 (Original post)

Thu Dec 12, 2024, 09:27 AM

Dec 12

I recall someone being told to hit the PIKE.

3825-87867

(1,168 posts)

7. Tsk Tsk, Marthe48

Reply to Marthe48 (Original post)

Thu Dec 12, 2024, 09:38 AM

Dec 12

We all know you're just trying to hook us with click bait! LOL!

List left

(631 posts)

8. Costal Canadians are all aboat fish. nt

Reply to Marthe48 (Original post)

Thu Dec 12, 2024, 10:00 AM

Dec 12

intheflow

(29,111 posts)

9. About 40 years ago,

Reply to Marthe48 (Original post)

Thu Dec 12, 2024, 10:24 AM

Dec 12

my friend opened a seafood shack. He called it Jamie's Home for Battered Fish.

Ziggysmom

(3,669 posts)

10. You don't have to be a brain sturgeon to figure it out 🐟

Reply to Marthe48 (Original post)

Sat Dec 14, 2024, 12:05 AM

Dec 14

soldierant

(8,069 posts)

11. Well, there's always The Fishermen's Quartet" -

Reply to Marthe48 (Original post)

Wed Dec 18, 2024, 01:12 AM

Dec 18

First Tuna, Second Tuna, Barracuda, and Bass. They get together every Friday nicht ans sing scales for the halibut.

(This actually goes on - and on and on - but this is all I can remember. Sorry.)

Old Crank

(5,082 posts)

12. Please, don;t be.... :)

Reply to soldierant (Reply #11)

Wed Dec 18, 2024, 10:13 AM

Dec 18

True Dough

(21,203 posts)

13. I don't mean to carp

Reply to Marthe48 (Original post)

Mon Dec 23, 2024, 11:25 PM

Dec 23

but is there any update on this book project of yours, Marthe? I'm not herring anything. Wondering if you're on the perch of literary greatness or if you'll flounder?

Hope I don't sound crabby. I'll clam up now!