Humor

kozar

(2,948 posts) Tue Aug 13, 2024, 07:12 AM Aug 2024

One of my oldest jokes

3 men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.
(Maybe ,MAGA?)

I'll wait

Koz1

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One of my oldest jokes (Original Post) kozar Aug 2024 OP

A guy walks into a bar BOSSHOG Aug 2024 #1

A fish swims into a wall Brother Buzz Aug 2024 #6

My oldest Roryg Aug 2024 #2

The newest? usonian Aug 2024 #3

Why? kozar Aug 2024 #5

Great ones kozar Aug 2024 #4

The past, present and future walk into a bar BOSSHOG Aug 2024 #7

So tense, i hear kozar Aug 2024 #8

France One eyed dog Aug 2024 #9

BOSSHOG

(40,474 posts)

1. A guy walks into a bar

Reply to kozar (Original post)

Tue Aug 13, 2024, 07:27 AM

Aug 2024

Says ouch

Brother Buzz

(38,091 posts)

6. A fish swims into a wall

Reply to BOSSHOG (Reply #1)

Tue Aug 13, 2024, 07:37 PM

Aug 2024

Last edited Tue Aug 13, 2024, 08:09 PM - Edit history (1)

Says Damn

Roryg

(1 post)

2. My oldest

Reply to kozar (Original post)

Tue Aug 13, 2024, 08:27 AM

Aug 2024

Did you hear about the magician who was running down the street and turned into a candy store?

usonian

(15,061 posts)

3. The newest?

Reply to kozar (Original post)

Tue Aug 13, 2024, 08:33 AM

Aug 2024

A Jewish man and a Black man walk into a Georgia bar, and the bartender asks, "What'll it be, SENATORS?"

Apologies if political content is not welcome in the humor group.

kozar

(2,948 posts)

5. Why?

Reply to usonian (Reply #3)

Tue Aug 13, 2024, 10:02 AM

Aug 2024

Does a joke need , racism or semitism?

Look up Red Skelton, the man never cussed, but,

He made people laugh.

Koz

kozar

(2,948 posts)

4. Great ones

Reply to kozar (Original post)

Tue Aug 13, 2024, 09:59 AM

Aug 2024

Don't know the magician walking into a candy store.
Koz

BOSSHOG

(40,474 posts)

7. The past, present and future walk into a bar

Reply to kozar (Original post)

Tue Aug 13, 2024, 07:42 PM

Aug 2024

It was tense.

kozar

(2,948 posts)

8. So tense, i hear

Reply to BOSSHOG (Reply #7)

Wed Aug 14, 2024, 12:16 AM

Aug 2024

MANNIX MUSIC IN your post!!!

One eyed dog

(11 posts)

9. France

Reply to kozar (Original post)

Thu Aug 15, 2024, 08:20 PM

Aug 2024

Q. Why do the people in France eat snails?
A. They don’t like fast food

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