Virus Observations: Enjoy!

- I was so bored I called Jake from State Farm just to talk to someone. He asked me what I was wearing…

- The world has turned upside down. Old folks are sneaking out of the house, and their kids are yelling at them to stay indoors!

- This virus has done what no woman has been able to do … cancel all sports, shut down all bars, and keep men at home!!!

- Do not call the police on suspicious people in your neighborhood! Those are your neighbors without makeup and hair extensions.

- Day 7 at home and the dog is looking at me like, “See? This is why I chew the furniture!”

- Does anyone know if we can take showers yet or should we just keep washing our hands???

- I never thought the comment “I wouldn't touch him/her with a 6 foot pole” would become a national policy, but here we are

- I swear my fridge just said “what the hell do you want now?”

- When this is over … what meeting do I attend first … Weight Watchers or AA?

- Quarantine has turned us into dogs; We roam the house all day looking for food. We are told “no” if we get too close to strangers, and we get really excited about car rides.