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Some funnies from a friend of mine:
Mondays are MondaysOptometrist's office
If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place
Plumber's truck
We repair what your husband fixed
Tire shop
Invite us to your next blowout
Electrician's truck
Let us remove your shorts
Maternity room door
Push. Push. Push.
Car dealership
The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment
Muffler shop
No appointment necessary. We hear you coming
Veterinary's waiting room
Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! stay!
Restaurant window
Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up
Funeral home
Drive carefully. We'll wait
Radiator shop
Best place in town to take a leak
Septic tank truck
Caution - this truck is full of political promises
These made me smile and I hope they do the same for you!
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Definitely passing them on!
There used to be a septic tank business around here whose motto on the side of their trucks stated,
“Your Number Two Business Is Our Number One Business”
Thanks for sharing.
I definitely need a smile after watching MSNBC.
