My wife is like infantry platoon sergeant reading op order

And my mother in law is company first shirt. Now I say this with humor so vets will get humor ,and the boys and me well we’re the ass and trash enlisted as in yes we caught a detail boys. Yup they bitch and grumble as shit rolls down hill. Our one son was bitching and my wife hears him, And she addresses him WHAT DID YOU SAY. He replies nothing mom moving to the shower.

And she smiles at me, then she starts on me. So we have to move to contact our sons and two grandsons,to a baby supply store and secure a breast pump for our daughter. So she can do the mom majik and feed our new 2 day old grandson. So then the plt sgt adds to op order

Breast membrane something that our daughter can replace and wash.

So I respond got it extra 5.56 30 round magazines

My wife says remember get extra wide base nipple feeders

I said got it extra 7.62 ammo and spare barrels

So my wife goes oh and get the lanolin skin moisturizer see if they have big bottles get several.

So I respond got it a shitload of CLP for the rifles and m-60 the pigs.

Oh those ultra thin nursing pads

I responded got it filters for gas mask

She says look all’s you have to do is ask the manager I told her what breast pump we need. And I emailed her list yesterday of what we needed so she probably has it all together This is my wife’s way of telling me see it’s covered so you cannot screw this up private.

I told boys if we don’t screw this up and pull it off I smell brown nosing ARCOMS