Come on, 45 bad day for x-pres. plz, plz, plz. For history!

Pat Robertson.

Fukkin thing is, he never takes up any of my offers to stop making fun of him.

I wonder if he sees me tossing off in my room at night. He don't like that shit happening.

Once while standing in check-out line in a store the guy in front had on a cap with the word “bible” on the back. I was curious what was on the front and he noticed me looking around to see it. He turned and said, “Have you found Jesus?” Without thinking I said, “I didn’t know he was lost.” He was an older guy and looked a little surprised and the two teenagers behind me snickered. I added,” When was he last seen?” The teens laughed out loud and the old guy looked confused and turned away.

Paul was the scold

Sad but not true today.