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mahatmakanejeeves

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Tue Feb 3, 2026, 06:43 PM Feb 3

Florida woman has been accused of driving a motorized shopping cart through a Target.

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Crime headline of the day.

Mugshot of a woman with the caption: A Florida woman has been accused of driving a motorized shopping cart through a Target while drinking wine from the bottle and eating sushi and cinnamon rolls.
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Florida woman has been accused of driving a motorized shopping cart through a Target. (Original Post) mahatmakanejeeves Feb 3 OP
I love my state. It was to be fun to ride my go-cart in the stores. Lochloosa Feb 3 #1
Is this real or fictional? sl8 Feb 3 #2
it is Florida so it's hard to tell LOL nt Javaman Feb 4 #4
Man, I miss being single sometimes underpants Feb 3 #3

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2. Is this real or fictional?
Tue Feb 3, 2026, 07:22 PM
Feb 3

All I'm finding are lots of copies of the same meme with the same image, no actual tweet or news story.

There is this similar story from 10 years ago:

Woman on meth rides motorized cart through Walmart while drinking wine, eating

by AP
Tue, December 29, 2015 at 7:18 AM
Updated Tue, December 29, 2015 at 7:19 AM



Photo: Josseleen E. Lopez

LECANTO, FL — A Florida woman has been accused of taking methamphetamine and driving a motorized shopping cart through a Wal-Mart while drinking wine and eating sushi and cinnamon rolls.

According to a Citrus County Sheriff's Office arrest report, security officer Robert Gross observed 25-year-old Josseleen E. Lopez consuming $32.36 worth of food and wine inside the Lecanto store.

Gross says he watched Lopez open some sushi, eat a piece and then put it back on the shelf. He says Lopez did the same thing with a package of mini muffins and cinnamon rolls. He says Lopez also ate most of a rotisserie chicken.

Lopez told authorities she was homeless and hungry and had just injected herself with methamphetamine.

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