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Related: About this forumA seal galumphs into a bar. The bartender says 'Grab the salmon!'
https://apnews.com/article/seal-bar-new-zealand-pub-richmond-487e2a8207c9f0e69be79ac7eb8045c0A seal galumphs into a bar. The bartender says Grab the salmon!
BY CHARLOTTE GRAHAM-MCLAY
Updated 11:06 PM PST, December 3, 2025
WELLINGTON, New Zealand (AP) A seal walked into a bar. Or to use a technical term, it galumphed.
The creature was apparently lost, curious and well below New Zealand s legal drinking age. It lodged itself under the dishwasher and showed no interest in calling a cab.
It was a wet, lazy Sunday evening when the baby fur seal waddled into the Sprig + Fern The Meadows craft beer bar in Richmond, at the top of New Zealands South Island. Accustomed to seeing animals in the pet-friendly bar, co-owner Bella Evans assumed the visitor was a dog before she took a closer look.
Everyone was in shock, Evans said. Oh my gosh. What do we do? Whats going on?
A patron grabbed a sweater and tried to usher the seal out of the back door. Evading its pursuers, the creature dashed into a restroom and then hid under the dishwasher, which was swiftly unplugged.
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A seal galumphs into a bar. The bartender says 'Grab the salmon!' (Original Post)
cbabe
Dec 6
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Xavier Breath
(6,413 posts)1. He was looking to get properly pissed with his buddy the racoon.
Walleye
(43,694 posts)2. Yep, it's starting to sound like the wild animals are having a better time than we are
Xavier Breath
(6,413 posts)3. If the orcas ever discover alcohol we are truly screwed.