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Related: About this forumMd. man charged after pouring whiskey into holy water during Christmas Eve service, deputies say
Md. man charged after pouring whiskey into holy water during Christmas Eve service, deputies say
Thomas Robertson | trobertson@wtop.com
December 26, 2024, 8:45 PM
A Maryland man was arrested and charged Thursday after authorities in St. Mary’s County said he walked into a church’s Christmas Eve midnight mass and poured whiskey into the holy water. ... Thomas Campbell Bolling Von Goetz, 34, of Avenue, Maryland, disrupted mass at two different churches in the county on Christmas Eve, according to the St. Mary’s County Sheriff’s Office.
First, just after 5 p.m., the sheriff’s office said Von Goetz entered Holy Angels Catholic Church during mass, approached the altar and dropped an onion in the aisle. The sheriff’s office also said Von Goetz was disturbing the peace of those in attendance. ... A congregant then escorted him out of the church, but Von Goetz was equipped with even more produce, and he was prepared to use it, according to deputies. ... Outside, Von Goetz threw tangerines at the congregant, which the sheriff’s office said amounted to assault.
Later that Christmas Eve night, deputies said Von Goetz went to midnight mass at St. Francis Xavier Catholic Church in Leonardtown, poured whiskey into the holy water and threatened to harm parishioners. As congregants there escorted him out, Von Goetz tried striking them with his whiskey bottle, according to the sheriff’s office. ... Parishioners were able to detain Von Goetz until deputies arrived; he was then transported to a hospital for medical evaluation.
Thursday, the sheriff’s office charged Von Goetz with several crimes, including assault, disorderly conduct, threat of mass violence and defacing religious property. ... He’s being held at the St. Mary’s County Detention and Rehabilitation Center.
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Thomas Robertson
Thomas Robertson is an Associate Producer and Web Writer/Editor at WTOP. After graduating in 2019 from James Madison University, Thomas moved away from Virginia for the first time in his life to cover the local government beat for a small daily newspaper in Zanesville, Ohio.
trobertson@wtop.com
Thomas Robertson | trobertson@wtop.com
December 26, 2024, 8:45 PM
A Maryland man was arrested and charged Thursday after authorities in St. Mary’s County said he walked into a church’s Christmas Eve midnight mass and poured whiskey into the holy water. ... Thomas Campbell Bolling Von Goetz, 34, of Avenue, Maryland, disrupted mass at two different churches in the county on Christmas Eve, according to the St. Mary’s County Sheriff’s Office.
First, just after 5 p.m., the sheriff’s office said Von Goetz entered Holy Angels Catholic Church during mass, approached the altar and dropped an onion in the aisle. The sheriff’s office also said Von Goetz was disturbing the peace of those in attendance. ... A congregant then escorted him out of the church, but Von Goetz was equipped with even more produce, and he was prepared to use it, according to deputies. ... Outside, Von Goetz threw tangerines at the congregant, which the sheriff’s office said amounted to assault.
Later that Christmas Eve night, deputies said Von Goetz went to midnight mass at St. Francis Xavier Catholic Church in Leonardtown, poured whiskey into the holy water and threatened to harm parishioners. As congregants there escorted him out, Von Goetz tried striking them with his whiskey bottle, according to the sheriff’s office. ... Parishioners were able to detain Von Goetz until deputies arrived; he was then transported to a hospital for medical evaluation.
Thursday, the sheriff’s office charged Von Goetz with several crimes, including assault, disorderly conduct, threat of mass violence and defacing religious property. ... He’s being held at the St. Mary’s County Detention and Rehabilitation Center.
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Thomas Robertson
Thomas Robertson is an Associate Producer and Web Writer/Editor at WTOP. After graduating in 2019 from James Madison University, Thomas moved away from Virginia for the first time in his life to cover the local government beat for a small daily newspaper in Zanesville, Ohio.
trobertson@wtop.com
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Md. man charged after pouring whiskey into holy water during Christmas Eve service, deputies say (Original Post)
mahatmakanejeeves
Dec 2024
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Mr. Goetz apparently has issues; I'm not especially interested in following up...
No Vested Interest
Dec 2024
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displacedvermoter
(3,636 posts)1. "equipped with even more produce, and he was prepared to use it"
WestMichRad
(2,191 posts)13. ...

And “dropped an onion in the aisle.”
And “… threw tangerines at the congregant.”
Almost sounds like a Monty Python skit!

displacedvermoter
(3,636 posts)14. "I throw fruit in your general direction!"
sop
(13,395 posts)2. Maybe Van Goetz thought catholics drink the Holy Water?
fargone
(344 posts)3. Could have been for sanitation purposes.
sop
(13,395 posts)4. Disinfectant Holy Water for the mortal sinners.
Historic NY
(38,734 posts)5. Irish Holy Water

Historic NY
(38,734 posts)6. He is 56 how did they get that wrong
kiri
(926 posts)10. how to convert ordinary tap water into holy water?
How do you convert ordinary tap water into holy water?
Just boil the Hell out of it.
Srkdqltr
(8,192 posts)7. That is way too funny. People are idiots.
XanaDUer2
(15,714 posts)8. Asshole
hlthe2b
(108,915 posts)9. Well, that's a new one.

LisaM
(29,086 posts)11. In my personal opinion...
this guy is a bad egg.
No Vested Interest
(5,232 posts)12. Mr. Goetz apparently has issues; I'm not especially interested in following up...
LeftInTX
(32,761 posts)15. LOL
eppur_se_muova
(38,684 posts)16. OH NOES HE BROKE THE HOLY !!
Quick, transport it to Jerusalem and leave it to stand overnight under the belly of a pregnant she-goat. In the morning, reconsecrate it at a special 5 AM mass. Then, AND ONLY THEN, will the sacredness of this precious fluid be restored !
Two hydrogen atoms and one oxygen. BIG fucking deal. It's no "holier" than cat piss.
Javaman
(63,488 posts)17. it's not like anyone actually drinks it. nt