Weird News
Related: About this forumFlorida man claims airport bomb threat was attempt to 'flirt' with fellow traveler
This joke bombed.
A Florida man claims he was attempting to “flirt” with another traveler when he made a wisecrack about having a bomb in his bag at an airport, according to police.
Miami native Alan Borinsky, 70, told police he was “trying to be funny” when he made the remark at Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport on Friday, according to an arrest report from the Broward Sheriff’s Office.
Borinsky was sitting at Gate G11 in terminal four when two witnesses overheard him tell another passenger something like “If the bomb in my bag goes off prematurely, I apologize to your family in advance,” the police report says, WPLG reported. ...........(more)
https://nypost.com/2024/03/06/us-news/florida-man-claims-airport-bomb-threat-was-attempt-to-flirt-with-passenger/

Walleye
(39,631 posts)Silly rule probably but there you have it
EYESORE 9001
(28,047 posts)Swift end to a promising young comic’s career.
PoindexterOglethorpe
(27,749 posts)mobeau69
(11,922 posts)
😒
BlueKota
(4,192 posts)I don't think that flirting tactic would impress most women.
Bobstandard
(1,862 posts)Aristus
(69,670 posts)Or maybe give up trying to flirt, because man, he's bad at it!
The_REAL_Ecumenist
(905 posts)He did this in order to chat up that poor horrified woman? What the hell is on the water in Florida? He should know better...