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Related: About this forumMan rescued from woods after sex game goes awry
Wretched man carries box cutter for such situations.
[https://www.krqe.com/news/weird/germany-man-rescued-from-woods-after-sex-game-goes-awry]
German police say a 51-year-old man who was left tied up in the woods when a sex game went awry had a lucky escape after a cyclist and a hunter heard his screams for help.
Police said the man was discovered fully dressed but firmly bound with ropes and a pantyhose over his head atop a deer-hunting platform near the town of Bueckburg late Wednesday.
In a statement Friday, police said the man appeared to have been tied up by a woman he met online. After she had done so, the woman received a phone call and fled the woods suddenly, leaving the man behind in a helpless state.
The 51-year-old told officers that that he had a box cutter on him for such situations but seemed to have underestimated the (womans) bondage skills because he was unable to reach the knife, police said.
Police said the man was discovered fully dressed but firmly bound with ropes and a pantyhose over his head atop a deer-hunting platform near the town of Bueckburg late Wednesday.
In a statement Friday, police said the man appeared to have been tied up by a woman he met online. After she had done so, the woman received a phone call and fled the woods suddenly, leaving the man behind in a helpless state.
The 51-year-old told officers that that he had a box cutter on him for such situations but seemed to have underestimated the (womans) bondage skills because he was unable to reach the knife, police said.
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Man rescued from woods after sex game goes awry (Original Post)
Ponietz
May 2023
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Sneederbunk
(15,874 posts)1. Some men will do anything for wood.
Gidney N Cloyd
(19,847 posts)2. He forgot his safe wood.


Yonnie3
(18,441 posts)3. and it's not Florida!
Timeflyer
(3,032 posts)5. Hey!--well, yeah...
True Dough
(22,164 posts)4. Please,
I did not ask for all of this publicity. It could have happened to anybody!
democrank
(11,263 posts)6. I can't believe I just read this
Im grateful to be spared a description of him cutting pantyhose off his head using his box cutter.
RKP5637
(67,112 posts)7. The good part is she didn't go into the woods to chop wood!


