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Ponietz

(3,460 posts)
Sat May 6, 2023, 11:06 AM May 2023

Man rescued from woods after sex game goes awry

Wretched man carries box cutter ‘for such situations’.

’[https://www.krqe.com/news/weird/germany-man-rescued-from-woods-after-sex-game-goes-awry]

German police say a 51-year-old man who was left tied up in the woods when a sex game went awry had a lucky escape after a cyclist and a hunter heard his screams for help.

Police said the man was discovered fully dressed but firmly bound with ropes and a pantyhose over his head atop a deer-hunting platform near the town of Bueckburg late Wednesday.

In a statement Friday, police said the man appeared to have been tied up by a woman he met online. After she had done so, the woman received a phone call and fled the woods suddenly, leaving the man behind in a helpless state.

“The 51-year-old told officers that that he had a box cutter on him ‘for such situations’ but seemed to have underestimated the (woman’s) bondage skills because he was unable to reach the knife,” police said.
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Man rescued from woods after sex game goes awry (Original Post) Ponietz May 2023 OP
Some men will do anything for wood. Sneederbunk May 2023 #1
He forgot his safe wood. Gidney N Cloyd May 2023 #2
.. MLAA May 2023 #8
and it's not Florida! Yonnie3 May 2023 #3
Hey!--well, yeah... Timeflyer May 2023 #5
Please, True Dough May 2023 #4
I can't believe I just read this democrank May 2023 #6
The good part is she didn't go into the woods to chop wood! RKP5637 May 2023 #7

democrank

(11,263 posts)
6. I can't believe I just read this
Sat May 6, 2023, 12:31 PM
May 2023

I’m grateful to be spared a description of him cutting pantyhose off his head using his box cutter.

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