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Warpy

(113,131 posts)
Wed Mar 1, 2023, 02:35 PM Mar 2023

Former Delivery Man Found With a 600 Year Old Mummy 'Girlfriend' in His Cooler Bag

(Didin't know where to post this one, you guys are the winners)

Police in Peru have seized a mummified human, between 600 and 800 years old, from a former food delivery man who claimed to have had it at his home for three decades.

​The mummy was in the isothermal bag the man had once used to deliver food to people's homes.

​The man, 26-year-old Julio Cesar Bermejo, will remain in detention while investigators look into the case, a government official told AFP on Tuesday.

Bermejo told local media the mummy, who he called "Juanita," was "like my spiritual girlfriend."

https://www.sciencealert.com/former-delivery-man-found-with-a-600-year-old-mummy-girlfriend-in-his-cooler-bag

Sadly, lots more detail in the full article. Enjoy.

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Former Delivery Man Found With a 600 Year Old Mummy 'Girlfriend' in His Cooler Bag (Original Post) Warpy Mar 2023 OP
Talk about a "cheap date..." hlthe2b Mar 2023 #1
Turned out to be a male mummy. DURHAM D Mar 2023 #6
not that there's anything wrong with that... bahboo Mar 2023 #7
If he's 26, how did he have it at his home for three decades? sinkingfeeling Mar 2023 #2
Thank you. My question too mercuryblues Mar 2023 #3
Likely robbed out by a family member Warpy Mar 2023 #4
I've heard of May-December romances, but this is ridiculous. Nt Fiendish Thingy Mar 2023 #5

DURHAM D

(32,853 posts)
6. Turned out to be a male mummy.
Wed Mar 1, 2023, 04:07 PM
Mar 2023

His Juanita turned out to be a Juan.

Have not yet heard where he got it.

Warpy

(113,131 posts)
4. Likely robbed out by a family member
Wed Mar 1, 2023, 03:12 PM
Mar 2023

That bugged me, too. I hate it when the numbers don't match.

The tribe the mummies originated in did have a tradition of bringhing them home for religious feast days (guess they didn't eat much) and making sure they were properly dressed, but they were people who remembered Grandma or whoever she was.

This guy is just being weird.

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